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Doctor/Executioner

I was bit by all sorts of bugs
Joined May 2023
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Tomb of the Unknown Gooner
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Anyone else use their neighbors dog for dry fire practice?
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I had a nightmare last night where i was sent to a Buddhist hell realm and one of the demons torturing people was the Rizzler what the fuck does that mean i saw the Buddha gaze over us as the Rizzler made every second of our existance miserable
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They told me white boys can’t jump
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Pretty funny to me 😂
Making fun of an innocent man’s assassination is not “comedy”
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Coffe don’t wake nun up but the poop in yo ass
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Who tryna have a Thanksgiving that looks like this?
If this group of misfits hates you, you must be doing something right!
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JUST IN: Joe Biden reveals Trump privately told him they would be “good friends” if it weren't for politics.
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Gay Chris Hansen: I'm an adult male and you're an adult male, so what are you doing here?
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𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐭 • A white-faced saki monkey has been spotted in a Wegman’s parking lot. Onlookers described the mammal as moving in curious leaps and fits. “He was basically just slinging his ass,” said one man
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what about instead of ssd cards it's std cards and you can buy them to contract sexually transmitted diseases without having to have sex
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"Ireland has Irish people" ok
Replying to @BluebellRaven
Ireland has Clurichauns: Goblin-like fairy figures with a deep love for alcohol, haunting cellars, pilfering liquor, and causing drunken havoc. [4/4]
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Ohio Valhalla where you fuck up your ex wife's dresser with a battle axe but at dawn it is magically reconstituted and you just repeat the process every night until the time of end of days
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okay bye
TW // mental health Azealia Banks posts alarming series of Instagram stories; says she will “end her tenure here on earth soon.” “I’m just ready to go. Peacefully of course [...] My soul is tired.”
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Replying to @EarvLikes
no they’re having a great time at the landfill where there’s all kinds of interesting bugs and rats for them to eat this post is ignerant
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