Sillyass Murphy 🔻 retweeted
𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐭 • A white-faced saki monkey has been spotted in a Wegman’s parking lot. Onlookers described the mammal as moving in curious leaps and fits. “He was basically just slinging his ass,” said one man
what about instead of ssd cards it's std cards and you can buy them to contract sexually transmitted diseases without having to have sex
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Sillyass Murphy 🔻 retweeted
"Ireland has Irish people" ok
Replying to @BluebellRaven
Ireland has Clurichauns: Goblin-like fairy figures with a deep love for alcohol, haunting cellars, pilfering liquor, and causing drunken havoc.
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Ohio Valhalla where you fuck up your ex wife's dresser with a battle axe but at dawn it is magically reconstituted and you just repeat the process every night until the time of end of days
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Sillyass Murphy 🔻 retweeted
Replying to @EarvLikes
no they’re having a great time at the landfill where there’s all kinds of interesting bugs and rats for them to eat
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