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City, Wife, Crisps, In that order.

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there is no way you have met everyone in london in one day – at Fleetwood, England
LOVED meeting everyone in london today! ❤️💔❤️💔❤️
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This isn’t about Newcastle (great fanbase) or anyone else. A lot of people simply can’t afford everything
Newcastle sold out St. James’ Park every match-day in the Championship. Manchester City can’t even sell out on a Champions League night after winning everything there is to win. The soul matters. The culture matters. In fact, it matters a hell of a lot more than winning.
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HAAAS ANYONE SEEN ✅ LIVERPOOL ✅ JAMIE CARRAGHER ✅ EXTRA TITLES ✅ RYAN GRAVENBERCH ✅ VIRGIL VAN TWERK ✅ TWERK MEISTER ✅ FLORIAN WIRTZ (WHO) ✅ YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE ✅ ANFIELD ATMOSPHERE ✅ WHAT ATMOSPHERE Cundy debuted his latest mask with this Has Anyone Seen #LFC 🤣
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You were looking forward to it all week
In hindsight I wish we just refused to play them. Easy to say after a defeat though I suppose. But in reality, if you’re under investigation at work, pending appeal, you’re off work until the decision. Hope someone has the balls to do it. They can hack cracking on knowing they’re cheats, but could they hack no one wanting to share a pitch with them? PGMOL also needs a thorough investigation. Corruption in plain sight, time and time again! Football has lost its soul and the very people who make it what it is are on the brink of packing it in.
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WELL WELL WELL @Carra23 😂😂😂😂
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Gary Neville threatening to not commentate on city games anymore HALLA FUCKING LULU take your Scouse mate with ya ya pair of BIG CRY BABYS MCFC LG x
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"We have to stay positive, look ahead and try to win football games." 🗣️ @Erling previews this weekend's trip to Anfield.
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Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy
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Replying to @terrychristian
Have a day off you SHITCUNT and while your at it go give that face of yours a good ironing MCFC CTID LG
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When we didn’t win trophies we would play teams with strike forces that cost more than our whole squad 👍 When we’ve had equal/a few more quid we’ve walloped everyone. Well done all involved. FFP is a load of shite . Sack it off & send everyone involved to Ornstein Island 🫡
The City issue in a nutshell. American money - good. “Brown people” money - Bad. It’s literally as simple as that.
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Interesting times at @ManCity who have almost no debt, have poured hundreds of millions into regenerating their local area and have the best youth system in the country so they must be punished by the PL. @ManUtd sacked half their employees , racked up a £1 billion + debt , funnelled their profits to the Cayman Islands and get to set the PL spending rules. Funny old game as Greavsie used to say.
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Win a trip for two to Manchester to see Man City at the Etihad! ✈️ Prize includes return flights, hotel and match tickets to a Premier League game! 🏡 Enter now 👉 mancity.co/EtihadComp
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Good few years for dyslexic Hull City fans
Well that didn't take long..
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The screenshot is altered. The Premier League has not removed Manchester City's titles or replaced them with "Null"; its official website continues to list Manchester City as champions: premierleague.com/en/premier-lea…
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Impossible to compete because you can’t beat fucking Brentford pal
Triple robo del City hoy -Mano de Anderson en el área y no sancionan penal -Mano previa en el gol de Semenyo -Offside en el gol de Haaland A eso le sumas el robo al United la semana pasada y es imposible competir , que puto asco
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Superb that . A phenomenal experience all round for those of us that probably hate them more than we’re arsed about 'success' . Fuck Oliver, fuck Fred the red & fuck the wallys that get about wearing matching parrot hats . Always was . Always will be
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On the anniversary of his passing, everyone at Manchester City wishes to pay tribute to Ricky Hatton - a proud Blue, a Manchester icon and one of British boxing’s greats 🩵
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Wrinkly old twat in a manual car in 2026
Man United vs Man City score prediction
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🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨 We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch the full 35-minute investigation follow link in bio.
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🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷 Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale. Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.
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I’ve genuinely seen Nico G walking his dog more than I’ve seen him play for City it feels like a joke Bloke was playing for Newcastle in London yesterday evening and he’s back in mcr walking his dog in the pissing rain
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