Sad punk / Elder emo. Crazy dad person. Caffeine Junkie. Software engineer: backend, distributed stuff, DevOps, SRE.

Prague, Czech Republic
Joined January 2010
I miss software where you downloaded a program, double-clicked the installer, and that was the end of it. No account. No workspace. No onboarding questionnaire. No monthly subscription. Just an application that did whatever you downloaded it to do.
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ja ci dam kurwa overrated
Each European country's most overrated dish
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Вот тут можно было и 4 часа честно говоря
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Смотрим Еву Морозову у Дудя. Каждый раз, когда она упоминает Новосибирск или Академ:
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Как говорить с сибирским акцентом.
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Пока думал, моего фаворита разобрали, и больше не привезут, потому что это модель прошлогодняя. А в этом году у филипса нет оледов в чехии подходящего размера 🫠
Какой щас положняк по олед телекам ~75”? Думаю про Philips Ambilight, они норм или не очень? Выебоны не нужны, просто нормальный телек
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Я ебал это всё олед хуед, я купил телек и мне он НРАВИТСЯ
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starting a crusade against Desktop Software Inflation I want my Productivity Software to look like a Serious Computer Program and not a mobile app on wheels
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REWRITE YOUR WEBSITE IN COMMON LISP IMMEDIATELY
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"The television series Visionquest features the villain Ultron, who decided to kill everyone on Earth after seeing everything on the internet, despite the fact that the internet also hosts the Belgium techno-anthem 'Pump up the Jam'."
First look at Diane Morgan in Marvel's new series ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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I love how millennials recharge by just shutting down completely and putting on their obscure comfort show that went off the air 20 years ago
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one of us one of us one of us
Ben Affleck says he spent 3 years at home playing StarCraft after becoming famous “There was a game called StarCraft that probably took the most life out of me for a period of time. I had just got famous and all I did was stay home for three years and play StarCraft” “I love Valorant. It's a great game. The problem with that game is that with kids that have been raised playing, I just get f**king rocked. I'm like, ‘Are you f**king cheating?’ And I get mad. It's very humiliating” “I love 2K. I love Madden. And the early Doom, when I first played that game, which then gave rise to Quake. We played that endlessly for hours when we were doing Good Will Hunting. I remember writing and taking these long breaks to play Doom”
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Со времён Apple Pay я не помню ни одной технологии, которая бы значительно улучшала жизнь пользователей
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Fajny ten magnes żabki
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Dmitry o_O retweeted
they say europe doesn’t innovate
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Software engineering is dead... In other news, a software engineer with 18 years of experience (me) just spent 15 hours refining a big new feature, asking questions that the frontier models hadn't even considered. Software engineering isn't going anywhere.
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Let me guess: millennials?
Downtown Las Vegas is dying💀 The hotels are half empty. Table game wagering was down 30% in August.
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Why’d I need this button if I already have a physical one on my keyboard?
I absolutely LOVE the animations on the new Windows Search
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Ого, так это выходит учения не зря проводили 🫠
Ukrainian attack drones struck Yandex's Sasovo Datacenter tonight, one of Russia's largest, setting it on fire. The 35+ MW facility reportedly housed nearly 2,700 Nvidia A100 GPUs by 2021, imported before sanctions locked down Russia's tech sector.
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