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Gay and Jewish and tired of your shit.

New York, NY
Joined May 2009
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I got gun oil in my bag. Fag.
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That's literally just Trump Tower and, like, two other blocks.
People think I'm joking when I say that the Upper East Side is the worst fucking neighborhood in New York. I feel sorry for the very small subset of good people here, but something bad is cooking here.
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Homophobia: a condition that crops up in men when they finally meet the one guy they would turn for.
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What are we doing here? Is this a joke?
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$1999 and no Face ID. That's a choice.
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
BREAKING: After Donald Trump spent hours calling Fox News executives and screaming at them for ignoring his fraud claims, one reportedly yelled back, “You told the entire country, on live television, that every president—even Sleepy Joe—has run fair elections EXCEPT you!"
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Why buy the dick when you can get the whore for free?
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Why is this happening?
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I said it years ago, AI is the one thing the public never asked for that every tech company decided we're going to get anyway.
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Well, we'd be down at least one idiot.
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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My uncle died and my dad and I are in Massachusetts going through his things and there are boxes and boxes of my grandparent's slides from the 50's, 60's, & 70's with labels like Colombia, Nova Scotia, Greece, Norway. Dad says never took the kids on vacation with them.
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He looked at the box a said "it's a lost history that I don't have the time or energy to go through" and that I should toss it. But I'm looking at them, thinking about what could be in those photos, and I don't want to toss them.
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But now I get why people hold on to things for years.
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Is every tv show shot in documentary style now?
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Where do you think that money comes from? Our taxes. And blue states give more to the government than they get back. It would be a shame if they just stopped sending taxes to the federal government...
Replying to @MJTruthUltra
This is what must be done. It is the golden rule, he who provides the gold, makes the rules.
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There's nothing quite like turning 36...for the fifth time.
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Now tell the American People how it was Republicans systematically hobbling the ACA at every opportunity since it was passed into law in 2010 that led to the premium increases and every other thing the GOP points to when they say the ACA is a disaster. Tell them that, Karoline.
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Today is the 20th anniversary of Madonna's iconic, groundbreaking album, Confessions On A Dancefloor.
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That's actually Robbie Williams as a monkey in his biopic, Better Man. Try to understand the references people make before you comment too quickly.
The concept of Michael Jackson being Bubbles for his biopic
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
“Your son’s favourite colour is 5” is I sentence I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to stop thinking about
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