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Gay and Jewish and tired of your shit.

New York, NY
Joined May 2009
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
BREAKING: After Donald Trump spent hours calling Fox News executives and screaming at them for ignoring his fraud claims, one reportedly yelled back, “You told the entire country, on live television, that every president—even Sleepy Joe—has run fair elections EXCEPT you!"
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“Your son’s favourite colour is 5” is I sentence I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to stop thinking about
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She ate yall right on up!
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OMG they applied their stupid fucking formula incorrectly?!? aei.org/economics/president-…
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You are losing against Elon Musk. We need to change the game.
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
Bill Maher: "The point is, you can't live on Mars... How badly would we to ratfuck Earth before it was worse than a place that's 200 below zero, with no air, no water." Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Preach it."
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#NSFW RT @d00disanity: no comment just EW
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Equal rights didn’t happen cuz ⚪️ cishet people had a change of heart, it effected their money. Remember that.
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This!!! 👇👇👇 #VoteBiden
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President @BarackObama on the violence in Gaza. Full interview out Tuesday.
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
⌚ Made a CASIO watch face for my Apple Watch You can import the 2nd pic into Widgy to install it to your Apple Watch apps.apple.com/pt/app/widgy-…
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
The Dallas Zoo saying leopards are "non-dangerous" re-affirms my belief that I could fight off a Cheetah if necessary
Replying to @DallasZoo
We have an ongoing situation at the Zoo right now with a Code Blue – that is a non-dangerous animal that is out of its habitat. One of our clouded leopards was not in its habitat when the team arrived this morning and is unaccounted for at this time.
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
In 1977, media prophet Marshall McLuhan discussed CIA and FBI surveillance, and then turned it into one of the most mind-bending riffs on identity in the digital age I've ever heard.
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Spencer Pratt slams ‘Friends’ star Lisa Kudrow as “worst human” he’s met after 2009 party encounter: “Right in front of me she tells Heidi that she needs to get away from me as fast as possible because I'm going to murder Heidi and that I have the eyes of a serial killer.”
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
This is the greatest headline of our times (via @guardian)
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Lucy Flawless retweeted
Teeth are the most absurdly high maintenance body part. Twice a day you’re supposed to scrub ‘em like a crime scene and then twice a year take ‘em to a specialist for maintenance. WTF? I have elbows I have ignored my whole life and they are never like “pamper us or we are out!“
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I was out on a hike on Friday and came across a note folded under a rock. I picked it up to read it, and then I folded it back up and put it back for the next person to discover. ❤️ – at Austin, TX
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I don't know who needs to hear this but he's not a top, he's just 6'2"
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