@fancythis

🏴 my great objection to this government is, that it does not leave us the means of defending our rights, or of waging war against tyrants. - patrick henry

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today is a good day to be angry at the government
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Them: We're not coming for your kids. They are absolutely coming for our kids.
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so. this was mailed to my house today. addressed to my children. my favorite bit is the part where they guide them on how to become emancipated.
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this is where they’re located. if you’re interested.
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really don’t need to hear about how sydney sweeney is setting women back 100 years from the crowd that doesn’t even know what a woman is
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strangling your babies to death and blaming it on your hormones: not bad for women showing bobs for sports ball: dooming us to barefoot pregnancies in kitchens for the rest of time
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it’s so weird to me how both sides of the thomas massie debacle are using charlie kirk to validate their position. he’s dead. who cares? do YOU know why you hold the position you do? can you articulate it? or do you need someone to tell you what AND why you think?
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this is the republican equivalent of “trans women ARE women!” no thought process, no principles; just the parroting of catchphrases spoon-fed to him by “conservative” media, easily digested by the idiotic masses. ideas require apologetics. if you can’t articulate + defend your
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liberty. you cannot say that of any other politician in your lifetime. and you’ll never be able to say it again. you cannot cry out for transparency + demand ethical behavior from politicians and eliminate the only man setting the standard free from consequence.
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the slaughter of the republican party during the midterms will be epic. and i’ll be back to say i told you so.
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Thomas Massie has lost his primary, and even if we wanted another outcome, we must respect the American democratic process. As our Founding Fathers made clear, when the Israeli donors have spoken, we should all accept their decision as final.
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No deep state arrests. No de-weaponization operation. No accountability for Covid. No Epstein accountability. But God dang the whole machine came together to get rid of that one libertarian guy in Kentucky! 👊
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collectively, americans today are just as stupid as the post-revolution americans who threw off the yoke of a king, and then begged george washington become one.
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waking up today to check twitter after a significant absence + seeing people who i used to think possessed a modicum of intelligence line up like drones to support the half-wit running against @RepThomasMassie is wild. have y’all just, like, been asleep for the last 20+ years?
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immediately thought of @beer_hads
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going back to 2006 laura to explain what’s happened in the last 20 years, and leading off with the LEAST insane bit of news: “so, @spencerpratt is running for mayor of LA…”
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i didn’t realize when it was released that @GreenDay’s song “american idiot” would end up being a lifelong anthem.
Senate Republicans
@SenateGOPMar 10
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This “poll” only includes Americans that identify as “MAGA Republicans”. It uses fine print to trick the reader into believing wide spread support for the war in Iran. Only 25% of Americans support the war in Iran, as of March 2026. reuters.com/world/us/just-…
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see also: titanic the dark knight lord of the rings
Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCainMar 9
The movies that cost less to make than Kristi Noem’s $220 million ad campaign: Oppenheimer Barbie Top Gun: Maverick Dune The Batman Where is the federal investigation into her folks?
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epic troll on eyepatch mccain
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my fav part about the iran “conflict” is that @SenMullin + @RepGilCisneros used the knowledge from their committee positions to invest in #raytheon, which hit an all time high just days after the attack. shame about your 401k tho.
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