🏴 my great objection to this government is, that it does not leave us the means of defending our rights, or of waging war against tyrants. - patrick henry

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Them: We're not coming for your kids. They are absolutely coming for our kids.
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Thomas Massie has lost his primary, and even if we wanted another outcome, we must respect the American democratic process. As our Founding Fathers made clear, when the Israeli donors have spoken, we should all accept their decision as final.
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No deep state arrests. No de-weaponization operation. No accountability for Covid. No Epstein accountability. But God dang the whole machine came together to get rid of that one libertarian guy in Kentucky! 👊
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I’m gonna need Mrs. Robinson to take a paternity test.
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PSA: Concealed carry in a ‘Gun Free Zone’ is a victimless crime. As you were.
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Mulan cut her hair with a sword and changed her life. I cut my bangs with scissors and ruined mine.
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When Puerto Ricans are born they’re each issued a rearview mirror flag for their future vehicle.
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If you wish for the Colonial Governors to fail, you wish for the Crown to fail. And if you wish for the Crown to fail, you're a domestic terrorist. -King George probably.
If you wish for President Trump to fail, you wish for America to fail. And if you wish for America to fail, you're a domestic terrorist.
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Travis Kelce looks like Michael Scott taking glamour shots around Scranton.
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THERE IS 1 MORE MONTH LEFT OF WHITE BOY SUMMER DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THE PUMPKIN SPICE PEOPLE
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I’ve had enough of the so-called small-government crowd demanding to spend other people’s money to keep the failed war on drugs alive. The sense of entitlement is even worse when you consider that they don’t have to grow the plant, buy the plant, or consume the plant—yet they insist on forcing the rest of us to pay for DEA raids, prison cells, and inflated police budgets to keep it banned. That’s not “free,” that’s authoritarian welfare for the state. They want control over other people’s lives for free, and they want it enforced through government power so they never have to do the work of persuasion or bear the cost themselves. The war on drugs has created a class of authoritarians with the snobbishness and entitlement of royalty but none of the moral authority to go with it. The worst of all worlds.
It's bad enough to hear EBT users complaining that they can't buy junk food with their EBT card. The sense of entitlement is even worse when you consider that they can still use the card to purchase the ingredients to make junk food. But that would require effort. They want everything for free, and they want it ready made so that they don't have to use any of their own money or expend any personal effort at all. The welfare system has created a class of people with the snobbishness and entitlement of royalty but none of the wealth to go with it. The worst of all worlds.
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you want to be safe. i want to be free. we are not the same.
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All gun laws are unconstitutional
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Unpopular opinion that I hope starts getting more popular It would be hard to deny that Trump is practically a walking exhibit for those who conflate capitalism with cronyism. He blurs the line between voluntary trade and political favoritism, bragging about “making deals” where the government picks winners and losers. Tariffs, subsidies, special favors for friends, and punishments for critics aren’t capitalism, they’re state interference in the market. When people see that and call it “capitalism,” they’re not wrong about it being corrupt. They’re wrong about it being capitalism, and Trump makes that confusion a lot easier to sell.
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If a dildo is thrown on a court when no one’s watching, does it still make a sound?
BREAKING: WNBA is considering playing with no fans in attendance to prevent dildos from being thrown onto the court.
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laura retweeted
Just over three weeks ago, our old pool collapsed. In that moment, it felt like a disaster—something we’d never be able to replace anytime soon. But God had other plans.
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Cue up to the 9 minute mark if you missed today's fun with @kelly4freedom, @fancythis, and @ForestMommy! 👇👇👇
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Live... Today at 3pm eastern here on this X page... Ladies Night... In the afternoon! 🍻 @kelly4freedom, @ForestMommy and @fancythis join me! Hope you do, too!
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Guys with dildos stashed inside them seeing the no bag policy:
BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.
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