BREAKING: Just found my left Airpod that has been missing for over a month. Yes, it was in my purse this whole time.
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[working as a realtor on sesame street]
there’s no registry so I don’t know if I legally have to disclose this but there IS a vampire with OCD living here
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Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.
Whatshername was totally right about being mad for not getting paid for the Vanderpump Las Vegas shoot.
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calling the valkyries frauds is crazy this franchise is literally two years old. playoffs in year one, finals in year two. they’ve been so good that y’all forgot they’re still a new team lmao. win or lose, what they’ve built is impressive.
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Nathan Fielder: And do you get why this is funny?
Elizabeth Holmes: Yes, Costello doesn't realize that Abbott has already given him the names of the baseball players, since they all sound like interrogative words.
Nathan Fielder: Yes :)
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The original title wasn’t “A Copse of Trees,” but was actually some Italian bullshit, and I think that’s beautiful
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truly the best life tip i have is to make friday night plans. it makes the weekend feel so much longer if you wake up on saturday morning and are already half a day into it! even if i'm tired, i never regret hauling myself out on friday night.
(this was a super great interview btw if you are a basketball fan: youtube.com/watch?v=Pepol0GP…)
































