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A03’s yearly operational budget is only $688k. Some newly minted AI billionaire needs to step up and do some effective altruism here as reparations for injesting every word on the site into AI training years ago
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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people:
“That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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[working as a realtor on sesame street]
there’s no registry so I don’t know if I legally have to disclose this but there IS a vampire with OCD living here
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Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.
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calling the valkyries frauds is crazy this franchise is literally two years old. playoffs in year one, finals in year two. they’ve been so good that y’all forgot they’re still a new team lmao. win or lose, what they’ve built is impressive.
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Nathan Fielder: And do you get why this is funny?
Elizabeth Holmes: Yes, Costello doesn't realize that Abbott has already given him the names of the baseball players, since they all sound like interrogative words.
Nathan Fielder: Yes :)
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The original title wasn’t “A Copse of Trees,” but was actually some Italian bullshit, and I think that’s beautiful
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truly the best life tip i have is to make friday night plans. it makes the weekend feel so much longer if you wake up on saturday morning and are already half a day into it! even if i'm tired, i never regret hauling myself out on friday night.
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the feminine urge to save all 24 of the tiny jam jars that came with your bonne maman advent calendar because you might need them
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An underrated character in You Can See Everything is the Theranos 2 engineer saying “entrepreneurs are all liars, they love to lie, it’s like a game to them, eat hot chip and lie” as Billy paces furiously and chugs three drinks






































