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MSN, RN, CEN, CNE, NPD-BC … dream job still dreamy! STILL wearing a mask. Penguin enthusiast. Vaxxed. Opinions my own. 🐧🌈

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Joined January 2010
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SON’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND A DYLAN LARKIN JERSEY IN THERE
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Keeping up tradition! 🥲
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Happy Weird Racist Obsession With a 15th Century Explorer Who Sucked at Accuracy and, Under the Whitewashed History, Was So Unnecessarily Cruel His Monarchs Disowned Him Day to those who celebrate! Happy Indigenous Peoples Day to everyone else!
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Repost for a chance to win a signed Max Clark baseball!
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We choose the bear because if it drugged and assaulted us for 7 hours, authorities would shoot it not ask it to write an essay and then help it find a job at a wealth management firm. Be so for real, Cornell.
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Repost for a chance to win a game-ready ball from JV’s 2011 no-hitter, a bobblehead & a team-issued jersey!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you.
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Wrapping up my final hockey development program and looking for video coaches to interview over the next couple of weeks. If you know anyone coaching video at any level of hockey who’s willing to chat, I’d really appreciate a connection Thanks so much! #Hockey #Coaching
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🧵 on the upcoming disappearance of Chromic and Gut sutures (at least from Ethicon). We’re told these sutures may be gone forever by September. Only a few surgeons use these fast-absorbing sutures, but for those who do, we’ll go over an alternative. (1/ )
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If you think that Dr. Fauci committed crimes but Donald Trump didn't, you're too fucking stupid to engage with.
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All of maga tomorrow morning probably
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Hmmm, looks about right.
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NPR did learn that there's a trick if you are applying in person in Washington and do not want a passport with Trump's image: Choose extra pages. The State Department says the 250th commemorative passport is only available in the standard, 28-page book
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The great American state fair crowd was so small the Trump administration canceled the assassination attempt
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BREAKING: After SCOTUS ruling on banning transgender athletes, Riley Gains still came in 5th place.
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