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How I’m looking in this weather, it’s summer they said, heatwave they said👀👀 August is always sunny they also said
🩶Flo🦋 retweeted
Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood
If you switch to the English version of a K-drama, either before watching or halfway through, you're not a true fan.
Real K-drama fans watch with the original Korean audio, reading the subtitles and paying attention to every scene. That's how it's meant to be enjoyed.
🩶Flo🦋 retweeted
Watching your little human develop a personality of their own is low-key the cutest thing. The little expressions, the funny habits, the mischief. 😂 Just yesterday you were so tinyyy. How did we get here so fast? 🥹
🩶Flo🦋 retweeted
A guy tried to TROLL Kevin Hart by asking him what it’s like being UGLY, but it BACKFIRED when Kevin absolutely FRIED him over his outfit and made him END the interview 😭😭
“Not once have I ever seen a collar-belt combo… Not only did you hit me with a belt-collar combo, you also gave me a fanny pack with a water hole, which means you stay hydrated and it means you don’t have the proper means of transportation”🤣
🩶Flo🦋 retweeted
I'm reading vacuum cleaner reviews on the Argos website and they include a noise rating out of five but nobody knows if five means quiet or loud so the whole thing has descended into chaos.
Earlier this year, I started eating just plain oats and boiled egg as breakfast, one bottle of zobo for lunch and cucumber for dinner. I did that for one month. When I checked the scale, my weight did not move from 80 KG. Na once I return back to eba, after all, nobody will wear crop top in heaven. We are all going to wear white flowing gowns😌
🩶Flo🦋 retweeted
AWKWARD BRITISH PROBLEMS:
🇬🇧 Staring at your phone in silent horror until the unknown number stops ringing
🇬🇧 Hearing a recording of your own voice and deciding it’s perhaps best never to speak again
🩶Flo🦋 retweeted
I wrote in the family group chat that I have impregnated a single mother of three and I am ready to marry her. Group is on fire and I am not replying anyone. I am not even picking their calls🤣🤣🤣
When the pressure calms a bit I will add that she is 20 years older than I am and disappear again.🤣


























