you’re making me feel like £0.76 in your hand

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chatgpt killed another person
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Disrespectful to Himesh Patel, I’m actually extremely irked by this!
The actors of ‘THE ODYSSEY’ being submitted for Oscar consideration: Matt Damon - Best Actor Anne Hathaway and Samantha Morton - Best Supporting Actress Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, and John Leguizamo - Best Supporting Actor
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Free epic comeback to use
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cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack for a gang of literal nobodies that operate out of a studio apartment that you only fight in a single side job
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when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... a little phrase i just came up with ❤️
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quando eu olho na janela para saber o que vestir e passam duas pessoas assim
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are never missing their daily steps with their dog 🐕 together in New York City., that’s for sure 😍
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saw someone refer to food as “W chews”. i like this and i think i will bother everyone i’ve ever met with this for roughly the next year or so
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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NEYMAR. RONALDINHO. FELIPE MELO. WILLIAN. THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING. THEY TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!
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sometimes you have to just leave it
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My favorite aspect of Mass Effect 1 that the sequels don't capture is the vast and lonesome splendor of the games' setting. In ME1 you fly to the furthest reaches of space and drive for miles across magnificent empty worlds that might never be traveled upon again. It's beautiful.
Mass Effect 1 is like "here are some random planets for you to spend five minutes on" and they have the most beautiful views you've ever seen
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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Just tried to nip to the shops in this weather
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Repeat after him: there is NO majoritarian ethnonationalist project that is not racist. None.
"Zionism is racism, like slavery there is no good version of the project" - Ta-Nehisi Coates
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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“I have always positioned myself alongside students, workers, and science. I have never forgotten where I came from!” Richarlison, they could never make me hate you 💙
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She looks like if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman had a baby.
She is the funniest person on the planet
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I'm down for a Josh O'Connor James Bond who emails a hugely compromising dossier of MI6 files to The Guardian, awkwardly fails to chat up a woman at a bar, forlornly walks back to his flat, and then commits suicide
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