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FR4CKER

@fr4ckerjack

CEO of batshit ~ VA and Sillyman

Joined March 2026
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"There's been a struggle here." - detective inspecting the chair where I put my socks on
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My give a damn called in sick.
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I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.
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distracted@rage_yogi3h
Boy are you highly processed food because you’re triggering an inflammatory response
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Saw a big spider in the shower and already have my steps in for the day.
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I've traced my ancestry. It turns out I'm part app on my phone's side.
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One year from now my car clock will be correct again.
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anyone else got some mutuals they lowkey wish they were better friends with
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So, is there a Mrs. Out of My League?
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Can’t decide if I want to go off the radar or off the rails.
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Is it ok if I trim my toenails while we talk
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golly gee what a bunch of horse hockey! I say right before I slip counterfeit money into your swear jar
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon5h
Someone should remake “Citizen Kane” but good.
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No amount of concealer can cover how tired I am of your bullshit.
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FR4CKER@fr4ckerjackSep 28
How do I put this nicely ... When I see you're typing in DMs? It's like seeing a cow raise its tail.
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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop17h
No work November! Time to lock out till January
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It's my way or the highway! *pushes them into oncoming traffic*
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I just want to be rich enough to not care what day of the week it is.
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FR4CKER@fr4ckerjackSep 7
If you die of embarrassment in your dream you die of syphilis in real life
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It's pretty rude that Wales's symbol is a dragon, and England's St George is the dragon-slayer. Kind of like if Italy put lasagne on its flag and France went- ok: Garfield
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The genitals of a male barnacle are 50 x the length of its body which, in human terms, equates to an average man asleep on the sofa in front of the football while the tip of his penis is 300 feet down the road bothering pedestrians in the rain outside KFC
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