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individual stick figure, formerly corporate adjacent, law review character

Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2020
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When my cat gets scared.
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Public castration of Carson Wentz at the Scheels Ferris wheel tomorrow at noon.
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WSH decided to punt to LAR from the LAR 40* on 4th & 6* with 8:21 remaining in the 4th while losing 13 to 20. With a Surrender Index of 123.03, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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Many scholars have made this argument. But it's the first time that I personally am making it, which is pretty exciting for me
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Incredible that now to pass the bar exam, you need to outscore the cutoff by more than the margin of fraud
Wow. For years, an official in Arkansas allegedly tampered with bar exam scores, pulling points from some test takers and giving them to others. This caused numerous failing exams to pass, and resulted in "at least one instance" where an otherwise passing exam fell below the requisite threshold. cc: @BarExamTutor
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they just called florida for gore
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Per Sharia law, everyone is trans starting tomorrow.
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Star Tribune, Minneapolis, Minnesota, November 2, 1911
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Moreover, not once does the local rule linked even discuss alignment (ragged right or justified?) which is going to have a major impact on letter spacing, about which the judge is supposedly concerned.
The problem is Judge Merryday is including Palatino and Book Antiqua [an MS ripoff], implying only two faces, but without mention of any of specific cuts of Palatino. I have a number of cuts of Zapf's masterwork on my computer with varying letter spacing—are they all permitted? Frankly, Judge Merryday should read Bringhurst's Palatino: A Natural History (which has some magnificent examples of Zapf's process and the subsequent history).
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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Everybody wants to get a drink, nobody wants to go to the pumpkin patch :(
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Researchers gave bumblebees a straight route to food but some wandered off it to push tiny balls around instead. One bee did it 117 times.
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cute couples costume idea for halloween
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The table of authorities of someone who has given up:
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They’re calling it the least effective fundraising text of all time
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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ZACH WILSON is the longest current NFL player name that doesn't intersect itself on an alphabet circle
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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