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Peter Pilot🚁

@guardpilot

Tweetin’ Drinkin’ and Flyin’, not necessarily at the same time.

 Louisiana, USA
Joined April 2009
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People who flew or crewed Blackhawks in the 90’s when they heard an F-15 got downed by friendly fire.
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The 12 Year old @TheBalvenie Doublewood is really f’n good.
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You know you’re getting old when you get excited about buying a new torque wrench.
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If you were in the military, what was the favorite weapon that they issued you? This was mine.
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Viking Rob (@VikingRobVWO) profile pictureViking Rob
@VikingRobVWOOct 24
If you were in the military, what was the favorite weapon that they issued you? This was mine.
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BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera microwaves leftover fish in the company breakroom every Monday.
Dave Parke (@Dave_Parke) profile pictureDave Parke
@Dave_ParkeOct 23
BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera double-dipped in a bowl of salsa meant for the whole table.
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Drinking some @4RosesBourbon single barrel. Pretty good stuff.
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This is who runs this account.
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Chimkin Wrangler (@BudLightSadness) profile pictureChimkin Wrangler
@BudLightSadnessOct 22
This is who runs this account
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The French police just need to get some giant movie screens and hypnotoad the rioters with Jerry Lewis movies.
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@I_Just_Do_StuffOct 21
Replying to @AverageSizeAndy
I know youre NY but I figured id ask Alright so I invested in a trucking business, Top Notch Trucking out of Massachusetts. As part of my investment, the majority owner has agreed to only hire veteran drivers. I thought it would be a breeze finding us our first hire. It has not been. If anyone knows a CDL certified veteran driver in Vermont, please reach out to me. This is not my field, im building contacts from the ground up. Any help or contacts would be appreciated and if they leas to a hire, I will send you a nice gift. Help me out people!
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Did ya’ll know Milwaukee makes an electronic ratchet that’s also a torque wrench? I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
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If you truly believe this post your address, and if anybody poorer than you comes and tries to take all your shit you can’t stop them.
evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) profile pictureevan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 20
It’s impossible to argue with people who you need to explain basic morality to
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Weird that nobody is asking why Ukraine hasn’t attacked any of the Russian infrastructure that is still supplying Natural gas to Europe.
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How NBC described a pump action shot gun so readers will think it was a rifle.
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Why would a Democrat be mad about a country purging dead people and duplicate registrations from voter rolls? Hmmm.
Rep. Pramila Jayapal (@RepJayapal) profile pictureRep. Pramila Jayapal
@RepJayapalOct 14
I am deeply concerned about the actions of the Indian government to purge 130 million people from the voting rolls. This appears to be a similar playbook to what the Trump Administration is doing here at home to undermine voting rights in a democracy.
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Haven’t see this widely reported, leftist lawyer tried to buy a gun to shoot ICE agents. Wonder how shocked she was when they wouldn’t let her buy it. sunherald.com/news/local/cri…
Florida lawyer jailed in Mississippi over threat to kill ICE agents, agent says

Florida lawyer jailed in Mississippi over threat to kill ICE agents, agent says

The woman identified herself as a protestor and activist when she went to buy a gun, according to records filed in the case.

sunherald.com
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TomcatJunkie 🇺🇸
@TomcatJunkieOct 4
15K GIVEAWAY! One Haynes F-14 Tomcat Owner's Manual and two Phoenix Pens are up for grabs. Winner takes all—no points for second place. Rules: US only. Follow me, like, comment, and share this post to enter. The contest runs through noon EST Sunday, October 11th, with the winner announced shortly after. Good luck!
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Tweet of the year.
Nyanus 😻🍷 (@YourPalNyanus) profile pictureNyanus 😻🍷
@YourPalNyanusOct 2
I asked a woman to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was 5, and she started strangling me
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Calling it now, that new Nathan Fielder doc “You Can See Everything” is going to be entirely fake using AI face swapping as commentary on AI generated content. This will be revealed at the end after something crazy happens in the movie like them hooking up or getting married.
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It’s gonna be funny if Canada ends up being right wing because they MAID’ed all the left wing people.
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This might be the most “down tha bayou” thread I’ve ever seen.
NineInchRails (@OscoShelly) profile pictureNineInchRails
@OscoShellySep 10
Nearly a decade ago I showed up to work in a shipyard slightly high from shrooms still & powering through with what was left of an 8 ball. Hopped in a manlift first thing with my boy Chris Prince. Giant, mad country ghetto black cat from Gray….
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