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This was unexpectedly lovely from a fledgling, young indie filmmaker. If you have some time, it's really a great watch. I got weepy at the end. youtu.be/6CYCw7WSNNQ via @YouTube

I have this move down, except with the TV remote.

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Had a mammogram today. Opened my gown. Tech took one look and immediately got a bigger part for the machine. It was a proud moment.

It's Friday, maniacs and I'm officially fresh out of fucks. Thankfully I got my @lochers_paris shirt to make sure no one forgets it.

"I used to be an adventurer just like yourself, until I took an arrow to the head." @7DaystoDie ? Only took me 2.

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. #Shrinkage – at Illinois, USA

Ever since I "casually" mentioned to @grmbachr about potential backyard sprinkler shenanigans happening today, I feel like his @Spotify playlists have been low-key targeting me. Not subtle, but into it. #BackyardBikini #SlipNSlide

If you want to start out your day on the right foot, take a few to watch the crafty squirrels try to beat this next level maze. Also, last year, @MarkRober came out with the OG Squirrel maze that you should check out. youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8 #TeamPhatGus

Legit. But I try to smile with my eyes, too. – at Illinois, USA

It's a beeee-yooo-tee-fulll day for #BaseBall . (OK, maybe not THAT beautiful...) Play ball! #Cubs

I can relate with Boaty McStuckface. It's like me trying to fit into a pair of skinny jeans. And deep breath innnn! #feels #suezcanal #boatyMcBoatface

I wouldn’t know if I should cook it or smack it on the side of my face. #IsThatAPeenOnMyScreen

Hes at his sexiest when he is putting @IKEAUSA together for me and not using instructions. #PajamaMan – at Illinois, USA