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This was unexpectedly lovely from a fledgling, young indie filmmaker. If you have some time, it's really a great watch. I got weepy at the end. youtu.be/6CYCw7WSNNQ via @YouTube

I have this move down, except with the TV remote.

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Geezus the memories. I was wheezing with laughter. “Play it again! Play it again!”

Damn straight, Panda. Doing the lord's work. ;)

Had a mammogram today. Opened my gown. Tech took one look and immediately got a bigger part for the machine. It was a proud moment.

Puff Daddy! 😍

Started playing #Icarus. It's hard...like, really hard. What's with this perma-death thing? And bears that eat me in 3 hits. And let's talk about "accidentally" setting random people and huts on fire. A big part of me wants to go back to half-assing my way through #7Days.

Is lying on the couch during a conference call considered a nap? Asking for a friend.

Hey @CutbackCoach, thanks for helping me cut back to zero drinks & overcome my unhealthy #pandemic habit over the past 1.5 years. I also get very motivated when you text me back to tell me how many calories and $$ I saved by NOT drinking!

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It's Friday, maniacs and I'm officially fresh out of fucks. Thankfully I got my @lochers_paris shirt to make sure no one forgets it.

@SpotifyCares I can't login to my Premium Account. It doesn't recognize my email address to reset a password. Please help.

Someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes. Well, it's about fucking time.

"I used to be an adventurer just like yourself, until I took an arrow to the head." @7DaystoDie ? Only took me 2.

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. #Shrinkage – at Illinois, USA

Me: Why don’t you love me? Him: I do love you! Me: You’re such a dumb ass.

Yep, that seems about right. Stay strong!

Oh you're brave! I did a deep tour of my closet the other day & was shocked at all of the cute office clothes I've only worn once. One thing I don't miss - Metra!

In other news, I had to run an errand yesterday & wore an underwire bra for the first time in months. Not going to beat around the bush, but it ruined me. I have no idea how I suffered in them for so long. Shoes....shoes, too. Going back into the office is gonna suuuuuck.