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activist and house party enthusiast

Joined March 2014
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HIGHEST RANKED WIN IN PROGRAM HISTORY
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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GOLDEN STATE. GOLD STANDARD. Your 2026 @WNBA Champions, the Golden State Valkyries. 🗣️
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Delta flight attendant upon landing in San Francisco: “To our WNBA fans: Good luck to the Valkyries, but I must say: Dream in 7.”
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Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever watched in my life
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Replying to @Acyn
California's economy subsidizes Blackburn's state. What a fucking tool.
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sharkie accidentally traumatizing this kid 😭
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
Genuinely insane how badly California primary voters fucked this up lmao
Asked about California losing roughly 50,000 film industry jobs, Becerra said California should offer tax credits to “keep Hollywood in Hollywood.” Hilton then asked: “Who’s been in charge” while film industry jobs have left California for other states? Becerra: “Donald Trump.”
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
Gentrifier Meets Bushwick
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I dare anyone to find a BETTER before and after hair cut. This guy is an absolute WIZARD!
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
My ranking as a Celtics fan of every player in NBA history
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we’re losing the ancient texts
WAH-PAH! This morning, boogie boarder Ethan explained the high surf conditions on the OC coast to @JSarkissian.
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
it’s out now 🤍
🚨Ella Langley and Stella Lefty collab is coming.
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
Beau is coming home :3
The internet is rooting for you, Beau.❤️ Who’s ready to give this sweet boy his forever home? #AdoptDontShop 🐾
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
Russell Westbrook is gone. D-Wade is gone. Duncan is gone. Dwight is gone. T-Mac is gone. Pierce is gone. Manu is gone. Shaq is gone. Nash is gone. Melo is gone. Kidd is gone. CP3 is gone. Dirk is gone. Ray is gone. Yao is gone. PG is a$$. KG is gone. AI is gone. Your childhood is over.
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
Here's your regular reminder that there are literally hundreds of cops in SF making $500k-$900k a year while the city runs a massive budget deficit. Your average SF teacher maybe cracks $100k. – at San Francisco, CA
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Mr. Melanin Cutie retweeted
its crazy when you travel outside California and realize the rest of the US is incredibly muggy and full of bugs
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Tech bros do not deserve san francisco give that shit back to the queers
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This tweet has done more damage to New York than 9/11
Having an unbelievable sandwich in Ridgewood Queens
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