RSN=Helring. Also known as Zarosian_Emissary on reddit. Runescape player, BioWare and Bethesda fan. Rogue Bitch Bot.
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Hail Zaros, God of Fate, Master of Senntisten, Great Lord of Forinthry, Eldest Son of Mah, Slayer of Loarnab, Bearer of the Crown Archival, The Undying, True Heir of the Elders, He Who Shall Save Us from the Great Revision!
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Before you vote tomorrow, fill up your tank and go grocery shopping — it will inform your decision.
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Walter Koenig, who played Chekov in the original “Star Trek” series and seven “Star Trek” feature films, has died at 90.
variety.com/2026/film/news/w…
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Woah woah woah. The lead is buried in paragraph four.
Anthropic quietly pitches its own AI safety bill to lawmakers politi.co/4zxDFhl
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I have no insight into the facts of this situation, but “CLAIM: (outline a claim)/FACT: (outline facts that don’t address the claim just laid out)” is not generally how fact checks work.
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These are two completely unrelated statements! Hope that helps.
CLAIM: The ICE agents wore construction vests and masks that concealed their faces. There was no reasonable way to identify them as ICE agents.
FACT: This illegal alien was the subject of a targeted enforcement action. What makes someone a target for immigration enforcement is whether or not they are illegally in the U.S.
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please share this & make sure it's the only attention @loganpaul & @modretro get for the stream tomorrow.
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two san francisco cops typed the wrong license plate number into their patrol car's computer, arrested the wrong person for car theft.
the SF DA's office spent a year prosecuting him before he ultimately killed himself.
nightmare story by @livia_ar
nytimes.com/2026/08/12/us/sa…
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Taking her daughter to the ER for a broken collarbone is “in violation of [their] parenting plan?!?!” This man continues to be the BEST witness against himself. And he has no idea he’s showing all the signs of an abuser … bc nobody ever called him out on it.
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finally, someone is asking the real question: what about the BLACK parents who buy their kids an AR-15 and keep it unlocked even after 1.) the cops told them their kid was a risk to others and 2.) their kid had a shrine to the Parkland shooter in their bedroom???
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Creates a "cyclops" with two eyes.
Everyone points this out.
Tries again, this time they try to blind the cyclops by shoving a burning stick in his mouth.
You know guys, I don't think we're quite at the point where AI can make better movies than actual directors.
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This answer from Trump about the Cyclospora outbreak that has now expanded to 9 states should lead every newscast:
Q: When is it going to be safe to eat lettuce again?
Trump: I don't know. I haven't thought about it.
Q: When is it going to be safe to eat lettuce again?
Trump: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. There's this, there's this food coming in, I guess. From Mexico. I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna put a major tariff on Mexico because of the lettuce, and we're gonna put a big tariff on Canada because of the smoke.
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The vetting failures revealed by this shooting are glaring. ICE hired a deeply unstable man with a history of being fired from jobs after short periods of time, restraining orders against him, and prior diagnoses of both BPD and PTSD. They gave him a gun and he killed someone.
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This is insane. ICE hired a wife beater with severe mental health issues whose own family is terrified of him. Also worth noting that the military had previously accepted him in spite of severe mental health issues and sent him to Afghanistan where his family say he was turned into a monster.
This ICE hire isn’t just an accident or lack of vetting. Stephen Miller’s goal was to assemble a force of unaccountable marauding thugs. From his perspective this murderous psycho is a success story and exactly what he’s looking for.
ICE officer who shot Colombian man in Maine has history of threatening behavior and mental illness, family and court documents say. apnews.com/article/ice-david…
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Holy shit: ICE gave a gun and a badge to a man who threw his 13-year-old daughter through a coffee table and threatened to slit her throat!
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Arrest them, charge them, and jail them. It’s really that simple. Other law enforcement agencies are prohibited from behaving like this. ICE should be no different.
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Last year @ICEgov said a man tried to murder a female ICE officer while she was trying to arrest him. They swore under oath he grabbed her by the neck and choked her. He was even indicted for attempted murder.
Problem is, it never happened! Bystander video unraveled the lie.
Venezuelan National and Suspected Tren de Aragua Member Charged with Attempted Murder of Federal Officer
justice.gov/opa/pr/venezuela…
ALT PRESS RELEASE Venezuelan National and Suspected Tren de Aragua Member Charged with Attempted Murder of Federal Officer June 20, 2025
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From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.
