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Joined April 2023
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Daily schedule 7am - 12 pm - lock in 12 - 1:30pm - rest 1:30 - 7:30pm - lock in again 7:30 - 9:30pm - rest 9:30pm - 12am - lock tf in 12 - 6am sleep (and dream about locking in) 6am - 7am - prepare to lock in
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Boys go always bounce back na why dem dey call us bouncing baby boy
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I buy roasted corn this afternoon, as I dey chop am ontop bike, the corn fall. As I wan tell the bikeman make e wait make I pick am, I just notice say everybody dey look me. Na that moment one thought enter my head: “If na Ronaldo, wetin Ronaldo go do for this kind situation?” Naso I remember CR7 vs Spain 2018, i just chop the corn finish now sha. Na the advantages of watching CR7 be this🐐🇵🇹.
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Abdul El-Sayed is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2026 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while openly supporting a terrorist organization? I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.
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n!gga, this comeback gon have newton questioning the laws of motion.
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guess the church
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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that is literally how steve jobs died
Replying to @Scallywag_86
i don’t believe that . im sorry . I’ve never heard of the natural route for cancer actually killing people .
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Babe, Wake up, new Willem Dafoe poses just dropped
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Blessed are the election riggers for they shall see God.
Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence
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no no no lemme guess the desire to have sex with men is carnal and violent and the desire to have sex with women comes from a place of love and care because of how delicate and precious and they are?
the urge to fuck a woman and the urge to fuck a man are two very different feelings and not enough bisexuals talk about it
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from my calculations, in around 2 hrs and 25 minutes Ogun should’ve taken you
Replying to @AtlasHustler
All the gaslighting and stupid replies to this post are from one set of people. Y’all turned hate to trend,Tinubu has done nothing wrong to you all but y’all are bent on destroying his reputation.
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Just dont argue with people here Fr, many people dont know the things they talk about.
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My first ever #devfestabuja2026 and I came to WORK😭 I volunteered with the content team, so while people were building, networking, and enjoying themselves….. your girl was running around making content, interviewing speakers, and trying to survive this trying El nino times😂 I also met some of my online friends for the first time, discovered that Abuja developers are seriously building…….considering becoming a vibe coder 🌚 Oh, and I got a new selfie ring light ( first time owning one )🥹 Anyway, this is just day one. See you guys tomorrow for day two because the work is not finished.
We outside againnnnnn Volunteering at #devfestabuja2026 If you see me, say hi, will ya🌚
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The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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out of all the top countries producing the iphones why is nigeria the only one allowing it to sell to its citizens at £2K
Let’s say an iPhone costs £2k in the UK And in Nigeria it also costs £2k, but because Nigerians don’t earn as much as individuals in the Uk, the iPhone should automatically become cheaper? Before you argue the availability of other brands, fuel is fuel
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hasn’t google pay always been in nigeria?
Google Pay finally launched in Nigeria today. Tap your Android phone and pay. But only if you bank with FirstBank, GTBank, UBA or Zenith. OPay, Moniepoint, Kuda and PalmPay, the apps millions of Nigerians actually use every day, weren't invited. Meanwhile South Africa got Google Wallet four years ago. Four years. And we have about 5.9 million POS terminals in this country, yet the tap only works where the shop has a contactless one. Most of the time the POS agent just collects your card, or you send a transfer and show the alert. Nigeria built one of the fastest instant transfer cultures in the world by itself. Market women, okada riders and mallams at the corner all take transfers. Global tech is only now arriving to sell us convenience we already figured out. When Nigeria is the market, everybody wants to launch. When Nigeria builds its own solution, nobody notices.
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it’s ice cream they used to call it now?
Replying to @Adeen_xyz
Fr, it tastes so good especially as it melts into your mouth.
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fairs fell for the rage bait
akame ga kill >> JJK.
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niggas go just dey watch back of screen dey complain
Finished jjk, please it should never air again. No plot, just good animation and fighting choreography. Kindly nuke the studio please.
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