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Paul retweeted
Boys go always bounce back na why dem dey call us bouncing baby boy
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Paul retweeted
I buy roasted corn this afternoon, as I dey chop am ontop bike, the corn fall. As I wan tell the bikeman make e wait make I pick am, I just notice say everybody dey look me. Na that moment one thought enter my head: “If na Ronaldo, wetin Ronaldo go do for this kind situation?” Naso I remember CR7 vs Spain 2018, i just chop the corn finish now sha. Na the advantages of watching CR7 be this🐐🇵🇹.
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Paul retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2026 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while openly supporting a terrorist organization? I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.
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Paul retweeted
n!gga, this comeback gon have newton questioning the laws of motion.
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Babe, Wake up, new Willem Dafoe poses just dropped
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Blessed are the election riggers for they shall see God.
Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence
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no no no lemme guess the desire to have sex with men is carnal and violent and the desire to have sex with women comes from a place of love and care because of how delicate and precious and they are?
the urge to fuck a woman and the urge to fuck a man are two very different feelings and not enough bisexuals talk about it
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Just dont argue with people here Fr, many people dont know the things they talk about.
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My first ever #devfestabuja2026 and I came to WORK😭 I volunteered with the content team, so while people were building, networking, and enjoying themselves….. your girl was running around making content, interviewing speakers, and trying to survive this trying El nino times😂 I also met some of my online friends for the first time, discovered that Abuja developers are seriously building…….considering becoming a vibe coder 🌚 Oh, and I got a new selfie ring light ( first time owning one )🥹 Anyway, this is just day one. See you guys tomorrow for day two because the work is not finished.
We outside againnnnnn Volunteering at #devfestabuja2026 If you see me, say hi, will ya🌚
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The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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There was an event so good we restarted time
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Paul retweeted
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Harry Kane about to enter some uncomfortable conversations. Kane is way better than Suarez.
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Paul retweeted
please pmo i have a laptop, a phone, constant data supply and light, have to make $2k before November ends im begging
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the tech industry spent basically the past 15 years doing the worst possible thing for their users and now LLMs are letting people debloat their TVs, ignore upsells in checkouts, revive games studios gave up on, crack open whatever software you want i love it
I reverse engineered candy crush
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Amazing how quickly we went from "oh no LLMs are going to flood the Internet with insecure code" to "oh no LLMs have discovered the internet was already flooded with insecure code"
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We’re about to learn that most code written over the last 20 years was complete slop and most software developers were never that good
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Paul retweeted
a lot of old software was protected by “exploiting this would be an unreasonable amount of work” we have invented a machine that does unreasonable amounts of work anyway how’s the patch backlog
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