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i have about 10 followers so... i'm here for the hilarious parody accounts and sport updates

Indiana
Joined December 2011
I’m down
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Replying to @FeuxManning
Haha I’m not leaving.
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Replying to @I_Avas
“As the Scriptures say, “A man leaves his father and mother and is joined to his wife, and the two are united into one.” This is a great mystery, but it is an illustration of the way Christ and the church are one.” Ephesians 5:31-32 NLT If marriage represents the bond between Jesus and believers can the body of believers accept another savior while being devoted to Jesus? Jesus said: “He told them, “Whoever divorces his wife and marries someone else commits adultery against her.” Mark 10:11 NLT Do you think if divorcing your wife and then getting married is a sin it would be ok to get married again while still married?
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Chris Ballard leaving the Colts with no first round pick and Daniel Jones on a 88 million dollar contract
As the Colts now have begun to trade players ahead of the NFL’s deadline, it’s worth a reminder: the New York Jets hold Indianapolis’ 2027 first-round draft pick.
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How long until we see Indy Star/Local media articles pushing Ring of Honor for Nelson, Buckner and soon to be traded Taylor? 24 hrs @dandakich ?
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Replying to @__JonathanSmith
3 wins. That’s it.
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Freddie Freeman’s dad, Fred, shared a throwback video of the two taking BP 🥹 Freddie has been very open about how much his dad has meant to him on and off the baseball field. Freddie’s mom passed away when he was 10 and his dad stayed extremely strong for him.
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Exactly what I screamed at my tv
Old guy take: Maybe if he wasn’t wearing oven mitts he could’ve hung on to second base. Also, get off my lawn.
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Tough to fit all the excuses into one chart @dandakich #10yearplan
🤖 Made with AI
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Part of the blame pie (the shut your pie hole edition) @__JonathanSmith goes to wives feeling the need to IG live their husbands employer shortcomings.
Part 2 from #Colts RB Jonathan Taylor’s wife, Ayanna, on his trade rumors: “How are they gonna get new leadership to come in when they really have no options? …” “That’s what brings us back to my husband. Do they keep him? … Or do they just cut their losses and trade him?”
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A Carmel cop doesn’t test someone they pull over WHILE DRIVING and smell and find marijuana in car? I’d assume he got paid off if he didn’t charge for possession. Yet a guy sitting in a parked car gets OWI in Indy. At least report he passed a test or explain why none was given.
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Watched full game highlights of WS game one. Thought I was watching a game from 1984. About 35-38 balls hit into play. Only 13 K’s despite guys throwing 103mph. Bunts. Awesome speed vs outfielders and catchers throwing out aggressive baserunning. So dang good.
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Vaughn was in midseason form excitedly watching his favorite college basketball team collect win #1 @GraceBasketball
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I’d trade Sauce, Nelson, Taylor, Buckner, and whoever else for as many picks possible
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AI has enhanced my bedtime stories to Vaughn. Lastnight he hit the game winning HR vs our cat and had a ticker tape parade with Mom and Rascal. Technology can be very fun!! And hilarious.
🤖 Made with AI
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John Buzzard retweeted
🙌 NUMBER ONE @GraceBasketball sits atop the first NAIA Top 25 Poll of the season! #LancerUp
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Third straight game. The Valkyries and Dream keep finding the exit when it’s time to honor the country. What an embarrassment.
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Live look at me downloading an app called “dazn” to watch pacers. It’s 19 bucks a month but I’m still gonna whine about it
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