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i have about 10 followers so... i'm here for the hilarious parody accounts and sport updates

Indiana
Joined December 2011
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I’m down
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Replying to @FeuxManning
Haha I’m not leaving.
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Replying to @I_Avas
“As the Scriptures say, “A man leaves his father and mother and is joined to his wife, and the two are united into one.” This is a great mystery, but it is an illustration of the way Christ and the church are one.” Ephesians 5:31-32 NLT If marriage represents the bond between Jesus and believers can the body of believers accept another savior while being devoted to Jesus? Jesus said: “He told them, “Whoever divorces his wife and marries someone else commits adultery against her.” Mark 10:11 NLT Do you think if divorcing your wife and then getting married is a sin it would be ok to get married again while still married?
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Chris Ballard leaving the Colts with no first round pick and Daniel Jones on a 88 million dollar contract
As the Colts now have begun to trade players ahead of the NFL’s deadline, it’s worth a reminder: the New York Jets hold Indianapolis’ 2027 first-round draft pick.
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Replying to @__JonathanSmith
3 wins. That’s it.
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Freddie Freeman’s dad, Fred, shared a throwback video of the two taking BP 🥹 Freddie has been very open about how much his dad has meant to him on and off the baseball field. Freddie’s mom passed away when he was 10 and his dad stayed extremely strong for him.
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🙌 NUMBER ONE @GraceBasketball sits atop the first NAIA Top 25 Poll of the season! #LancerUp
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Third straight game. The Valkyries and Dream keep finding the exit when it’s time to honor the country. What an embarrassment.
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Replying to @TheDestinAdams
This is a professional football team worth over a billion dollars that we as fans and taxpayers are supporting, not an Amish barn-raising.
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Good stuff….
On hitting: "I will go to my grave vowing that my theory is better than they’re teaching now.” George Brett with @jonmorosi on "The Road to Cooperstown" FOR MORE 🔗 apple.co/3zfpDHB
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80s NBA warm-ups should all be produced today as comfy adult pajamas. There is no persuasive counterargument to this.
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#Colts Shane Steichen told me their loss to the #Ravens was a “wake up call.” His team will channel that motivation on Sunday vs. Chiefs. @WISHNews8 | @wrtv
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First NFL game in Australia tonight!
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The Seahawks are insane for making this their banner reveal 💀
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This morning at church we learned that when your life ends, the referees do not put a second back on the clock to give you one last chance. Please proceed accordingly.
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Every time I hear a Dave Matthews song it reminds me how much better my life is when I’m not hearing a Dave Matthews song.
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USAID goes tits up and then all the riots stopped lol
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Remember when instead of investigating the fraud the mainstream media decided to investigate the person who exposed the fraud? Why? Because they were complicit in the cover up I was right, they were wrong I work for you, they work against you The media is full of learers.
That is one hell of a correction by @NPR
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Replying to @MAGAVoice
This man is the owner of a $44,000,000 adult daycare in NYC Make it make sense
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