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kelpy ♡

@kelpyfae

• 27 | she/they | purple enjoyer • i have autism and my special interest is your mum. i also draw sometimes.

 scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Joined March 2015
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everyone get more metaphor pilled so a sequel comes faster
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niki ☘️ (@vce_bby) profile picture
niki ☘️@vce_bby11h
okay but it’s 2026 why are we STILL acting like women don’t play video games let alone gta 6 lol
GTA 6 Updates (@gtasix_) profile pictureGTA 6 Updates
@gtasix_12h
Jason’s actor in GTA 6, Dylan Rourke, just reposted a GTA 6 video on Instagram. 👀
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A (@wxste_yrself) profile picture
A@wxste_yrselfOct 30
Sensory aids/toys becoming viral trends then getting banned in schools, making them unusable for their intended use, within schools... Fidget spinners, fidget cubes, needohs... So frustrating 🫠
Zo ♡💋 (@bbyzoelle) profile pictureZo ♡💋@bbyzoelleOct 29
I hate that neurotypicals have minimised neurodivergent struggles by watering down our terms. This is why they don’t see it as disabling. They think overstimulation is just being overwhelmed, they think non verbal is going quiet for a bit. Just annoying and unhelpful.
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Marl Karx (@BareLeft) profile picture
Marl Karx@BareLeft14h
My entire adult life has been defined by the fallout of the financial crash and the nearly 20 years of austerity that followed, and you're telling me THOSE were the salad days???
BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) profile pictureBBC Politics
@BBCPoliticsOct 29
"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall bbc.in/4k5Vgsz
'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

Budget forecasts show growth in living standards grinding almost to a halt.

bbc.com
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You guys are joking when you're saying Kiwami 3 removed this, right? Surely not, right?
Sabo Black :p (@Saybow_Black) profile pictureSabo Black :p@Saybow_BlackOct 30
Okinawa is awesome
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Nintendo UK (@NintendoUK) profile picture
Nintendo UK
@NintendoUK12h
What's new in The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time for #NintendoSwitch2? Here are just some of the ways Link's quest has been remade for a whole new era.
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We may be slowly heading down the route of a puritanical fascist anti-art nightmare but at least the memes about it are fucking hilarious.
Bromo𖥔 / #JojoLander (@elementbr35) profile pictureBromo𖥔 / #JojoLander@elementbr35Oct 29
Creating an illegal BBW facesitting selling operation in the UK
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JtheFrog (@JtheFrog0) profile picture
JtheFrog@JtheFrog011h
I belive him breathing air is wasteful, but you know, thats just my personal opinion.
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubity12h
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Image from Pubity (@pubity)
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I could get any 14 year old in Scotland to outdrink the biggest alcoholic in America
Conley (@Conley76) profile pictureConley@Conley7617h
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most popular beer in Scotland is a 4% abv pale lager. Less alcohol than a miller lite or a white claw. You would literally fucking die if you tried to drink with an average Midwesterner
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This is still one of the greatest twitter posts of all time sometimes I'll just think about it and get a giggle fit
Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 (@NebsGoodTakes) profile pictureNeb | 🏳️‍🌈
@NebsGoodTakes5 Aug 2024
jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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i'm on to you
Image from Junjou Laina 🔥 GIGGINOX 4 ASCENDANCE 🔥 (@Jun_on_Fire)
Junjou Laina 🔥 GIGGINOX 4 ASCENDANCE 🔥 (@Jun_on_Fire) profile pictureJunjou Laina 🔥 GIGGINOX 4 ASCENDANCE 🔥@Jun_on_FireJul 28
I have a gut feeling that this guy is voiced by Ben Starr
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He beat cancer and then immediately went back to tweeting about how AI sucks. That's my pope 🙏
Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) profile picturePope Leo XIV
@Pontifex17h
Replying to @Pontifex
Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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I CANT STAND YALL😭😭
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i would rather read the 8 pages slenderman has scattered around in the forest tbh
Wattpad (@wattpad) profile pictureWattpad
@wattpadOct 29
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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Neil (@NeilLfc_5) profile picture
Neil@NeilLfc_519h
Just read the comments and this fella finding out that his affair is public from his Wife live is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
David Burnell (@DavidPBurnell) profile pictureDavid Burnell
@DavidPBurnellOct 30
Finding out live is diabolical. Karma is a bitch. 🫥
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Tom Hatfield (@WordMercenary) profile picture
Tom Hatfield@WordMercenary19h
I think it's worth saying that much of the UK's current of anti-porn legislation is being driven by terfs who have some really wacky conspiracy theories about porn turning people trans.
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Rip Patrick Stewart
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romy 🪶 (@butchspock) profile pictureromy 🪶@butchspockOct 29
86..... he was just a fucking kid
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arka (@bomhshells) profile picture
arka@bomhshells18h
when you use sarcasm as an autistic person and all of the sudden the neurotypical people who clown you for not being able to pick it up suddenly can't pick it up either
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do people have an actual reason for disliking wuk lamat's voice acting or is it just transphobia
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Callum Lyon (@CallumLyon) profile picture
Callum Lyon
@CallumLyonOct 29
The biggest scam in the UK is that we have normalised being fucking skint every month while working full time.
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🌶️ (@Baraneetto) profile picture
🌶️@BaraneettoOct 30
rather than saying sir patrick stewart last role is in doomsday and not some profound movie, its bittersweet that he gets to act one last time reprising one of his most beloved roles alongside his beloved best friend sir ian mckellen, like if its not doomsday then where else
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