Authentic frontier gibberish

Denver, CO
Joined February 2010
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The NBA should try this rule
EXCLUSIVE: Saquon Barkley was forced to divest his equity stake in Polymarket bc players cannot invest in or endorse betting or prediction-market companies under NFL rules. “I was in it before, but no bueno," Barkley told @FOS. Story with @readDanwrite: frontofficesports.com/articl…
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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man shut up
Nikola Jokic owes Denver Nuggets fans an apology.
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When the first episode ends with a feather menacingly floating to the ground and I’m supposed to pretend this medium is worth saving
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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this surgery was developed for war veterans.
This is your friendly reminder that taking skin from a woman’s thigh to create a non-functional tube of skin that is supposed to resemble male genitalia is not healthcare.
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Morton salt delved too greedily and too deep
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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matt eternally vindicated
Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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Well which is it
Israeli elections are fun because: 1. Israel is the subject of intense global interest 2. Israeli politics is deeply polarized 3. Despite (2), the blocs don't really disagree about the thing that the world is interested in
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the over 500,000 illegal israeli settlers in the west bank can vote. the 3M+ palestinians in the same area cannot. that is apartheid.
Two million Arabs vote in today’s election in Israel. Very strange Apartheid.
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I hate this condescending whataboutism. Yes Bret, if the interior minister of Japan was a right-wing religious zealot using US taxpayer money for ethnic cleansing, they would probably be better known.
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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You live at the center of a global military empire with ~1,000 overseas bases, strangling countries w/ sanctions, coups & war for refusing to submit to US dictates. Thinking Americans shouldn’t care about elections abroad is brain dead imperial chauvinism
Earnest take: I think it’s probably not healthy for the practice of democratic self-government that so many people have developed strong rooting interests in elections in countries they don’t live in.
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i went to record this ridiculous ad and it NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
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from what I gather democracy is mostly about sending money to Israel
Chinesen zu erklären was eine demokratie ist, ist als würdest du nem Blinden erzählen was Farben sind
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Updated graphic
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songs I would play around people
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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They purposely make the images black and white to make you think it was long ago meanwhile the "six year old girl" who is ruby bridges literally has a tiktok account.
THEY PUT A BLACK DOLL IN A COFFIN TO TERROR*ZE A SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHOSE ONLY "CRIME" WAS WALKING INTO A WHITE SCHOOL.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo shows a Nov. 23, 1960, mock funeral protest at Louisiana's State Capitol in Baton Rouge for Judge J. Skelly Wright, not an incident at Ruby Bridges' New Orleans school. Bridges has described a similar taunt outside her school. snopes.com/fact-check/rub… npr.org/2010/12/01/131… alamy.com/parents-of-chi…
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The hardest thing to take is how the team (other than AG) seems to fundamentally not understand the criticisms of them. Jamal not understanding the questions that Bennett and Vogt were asking was surreal to watch.
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LinkedInfluencer gimmick was fun as a two way guy, we give that grace to young players… now I just roll my eyes
Nothing humbles you faster than realizing your team's mascot makes more than your rookie contract. Rocky makes ~$600k a year doing backward half-court shots. I was on a two-way deal bringing home the exact same base salary. After taxes and fees, I’m pretty sure the mountain lion had me beat.
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El mono estadounidense siempre quiere hacer de otros países su prostíbulo
Brazil if far right officials won elections
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