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lemuel thermite retweeted
The NBA should try this rule
EXCLUSIVE: Saquon Barkley was forced to divest his equity stake in Polymarket bc players cannot invest in or endorse betting or prediction-market companies under NFL rules. “I was in it before, but no bueno," Barkley told @FOS. Story with @readDanwrite: frontofficesports.com/articl…
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Replying to @veryfamousman
Honestly why not, fuck it.
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lemuel thermite retweeted
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Replying to @Scotty_G6
Shut da fuck up
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man shut up
Nikola Jokic owes Denver Nuggets fans an apology.
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lemuel thermite retweeted
When the first episode ends with a feather menacingly floating to the ground and I’m supposed to pretend this medium is worth saving
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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Replying to @GabeforColorado
Cram it up your ass bozo
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Adam silver got his precious parity by overcooking the players and having 100 season ending injuries week one
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lemuel thermite retweeted
this surgery was developed for war veterans.
This is your friendly reminder that taking skin from a woman’s thigh to create a non-functional tube of skin that is supposed to resemble male genitalia is not healthcare.
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Lol
#Map shows what #syphilis was called before it was called syphilis. Source: buff.ly/2WIzhKJ
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lemuel thermite retweeted
Morton salt delved too greedily and too deep
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Replying to @svnder
Buy a rope!
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lemuel thermite retweeted
matt eternally vindicated
Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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lemuel thermite retweeted
Well which is it
Israeli elections are fun because: 1. Israel is the subject of intense global interest 2. Israeli politics is deeply polarized 3. Despite (2), the blocs don't really disagree about the thing that the world is interested in
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lemuel thermite retweeted
the over 500,000 illegal israeli settlers in the west bank can vote. the 3M+ palestinians in the same area cannot. that is apartheid.
Two million Arabs vote in today’s election in Israel. Very strange Apartheid.
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lemuel thermite retweeted
I hate this condescending whataboutism. Yes Bret, if the interior minister of Japan was a right-wing religious zealot using US taxpayer money for ethnic cleansing, they would probably be better known.
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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lemuel thermite retweeted
You live at the center of a global military empire with ~1,000 overseas bases, strangling countries w/ sanctions, coups & war for refusing to submit to US dictates. Thinking Americans shouldn’t care about elections abroad is brain dead imperial chauvinism
Earnest take: I think it’s probably not healthy for the practice of democratic self-government that so many people have developed strong rooting interests in elections in countries they don’t live in.
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Replying to @GHHILL1911
Not my problem
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It’s a Maggianos man who gives a fuck
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lemuel thermite retweeted
i went to record this ridiculous ad and it NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
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