LEE PAIN$ (@lpcarter) profile picture

I've never been more serious in my life.

MINNERAPOLIS
Joined February 2009
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Do you KNEAD to be together?
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I wish going to the bar alone wasn’t such a big deal for other people
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Da boys – at Shoreview, MN
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Silverback Manor playing at @RedHerringDLH for @TheCurrent tonight ✨ – at Duluth, MN
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Wow!! This @DangerousMan7 Bigwatt Coffee Porter is Fantastic!
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@lpcarter the lumberjacks also have topknots
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Just wrapped a great shoot with: @lpcarter @fivewattcoffee @jcpmcs @mathewstaylor @jessemackj for @MotionCityMusic
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@lpcarter we can't be the only two people out there that misses the popular #jishroggs hashtag. What a viral phenomenon it was.
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LEE PAIN$ retweeted
Hey @lpcarter, so I had this idea the other day. You know what I think we should do? We should #makejishroggsfamous again.
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If you wanna watch a movie that's realistic, get those Hollywood bozos to make Unicorn Park 1, 2, and Unicorn World. #getreal
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Ppl be like "blah blah it's not realistic! Velociraptors can't be trained with respect!" and I'm all, get real! It's a movie about DINOSAURS
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james bond learns how to do cartwheels from a wise eskimo on top of mt. everest and uses them to roll through a nuclear blast unscathed
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@lpcarter the fact that you need to use scarequotes around mustache tells you everything you need to know about your mustache
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Just used @lpcarter as my main point in a discussion about the legitimacy of Vine. Argument won.
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LEE PAIN$ retweeted
This is a big tweet, 10,000, dedicated to my good friend @lpcarter, as always. <3
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Yesterday at the gym I was hit on by a persistent 69 year old guy while @lpcarter stood to the side and laughed. #fail #wingmanfail #old
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Last night a few of us got together to stretch our legs. Farewell Continental: fueled by @fivewattcoffee.
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Yet another cool customer. #regram @lpcarter fivewattcoffee @martinpatrick3 @ Five Watt Coffee… instagram.com/p/vd2pfSO-iW/ – at Bedford, NY
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@lpcarter you looked so handsome on the news. #celebrity
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