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Fractional CMO. Brings a sense of 𝑘𝑎𝑎𝑚 to marketing challenges. Crafts terrible puns for शौक value. Talk to the handle.🖖 🏠https://nitter.gq/t.co/syy2XxVAx2

Bangalore
Joined May 2007
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When dealing with shit, remember, this stool shall pass ~ Confucius
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I can't stand AI art, so I made a plugin that removes it from your feed.

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Voice ❣️ Words💥🔥💯
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he’s going to kill all the poor people
In Viksit Bharat 2047, no one will remain hungry: Report
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Replying to @sunayanaroy
Just found out today that Namma Yatri automatically enables a setting that shares your phone number with the service driver. You have to go to your settings and manually disable it.
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Inspired. Burj Tariffa.
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It's World Coding Day, so I promptly used AI to create Vibecodin - for temporary relief from not knowing how to code.
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I think this EDF move is brilliant - Nimmy's gift to freelancers. She knew bank RMs were mis-selling. My bank RM, who used to pester me earlier, has now stopped calling after I asked him to get back on EDF.
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Sea, Salt & Spice by @MeherM is literally a beautiful book. I am still reading it, but love the zest and wit thus far.
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Being born a woman is a risk. Imagine! Half of humanity doesn't have to. Imagine!
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I am going to make this a thread with every example I get. Please feel free to add to it.
A Bengaluru woman has filed an FIR against an unknown man after alleging that he secretly filmed her at Whitefield-Kadugodi Metro station. In a video posted on Instagram, she showed herself confronting and chasing the man before approaching Metro security personnel. She later said Kadugodi Police registered her complaint and were working to identify the man. Thanking the police for their response, she urged women not to stay silent when faced with harassment. “Girls, don’t be afraid. Police will help you,” she said. #Bengaluru #Whitefield #metro #BengaluruPOlice #womensafety
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Here's the data from Value Research on the mutual funds with the highest returns over the last 20 years. Somehow @AxisMaxLifeIns has beaten all these guys to get a 20% CAGR over 20 years. So good at rebalancing that @AxisMutualFund should be poaching. share.google/hbqT0LwFOwrOf6i…
Basically @AxisMaxLifeIns knows it's lying and doesn't want the world to know.
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Time to branch out. Imma plant some stories, call it shrubstack and see if it takes root.
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Basically @AxisMaxLifeIns knows it's lying and doesn't want the world to know.
Replying to @manuscrypts
Hi Manu, as requested earlier, please DM your contact details and our team member will get in touch with you. Team Axis Max Life. We have moved to a new web address. Check now axismaxlife.com
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I would really like @AxisMaxLifeIns to share the calculation here. Off the top of my head that's a CAGR of ~ 20% between 2006 and 2026. What kind of cherry picking magic is this? ULIP Halloween special? While you're at it, take a look at Montly and Built 🙄 @DARPG_GoI
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Boarding on AI 882 AMD-DEL is delayed by 20 minutes because Supreme Court Judge Vipul Pancholi & wife had to be VIP boarded first. They walk in with a posse of 6 guards + 3 AI staffers. Is this the VIP culture that India’s judiciary advocates? @MLJ_GoI ? #VIPculture 🚨#lalbatti
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Based on true stories
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Can jeans be antifit and still make a profit? #okbye
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When I realise the subliminal programming of 90s Doordarshan 😯 P.S. For the kids with no context youtu.be/R9ASiYcWCtA?si=tjOr…
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Made myself a protest tee 😎 @Cockroachisback
VIDEO | Delhi: 30-foot cockroach effigy burnt during Ravana Dahan on the occasion of Dussehra amid CJP protests. (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)
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I think I'll train my niece to burp when I say डकारys 😃
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Two men who punched a minor girl then dragged her onto the road, continued to hit her, and ripped her t-shirt got bail within 24 hours. Meanwhile, remand extended for two guys who waved the tricolour. 🤷‍♂️
#Breaking Delhi Special Executive Magistrate (SEM) court extends CJP leaders Saurav Das and Ashutosh Ranka’s judicial custody by 2 days. Das and Ranka have been in jail since October 14. @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka @Cockroachisback @CJP_for_India
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