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Fractional CMO. Brings a sense of 𝑘𝑎𝑎𝑚 to marketing challenges. Crafts terrible puns for शौक value. Talk to the handle.🖖 🏠https://nitter.gq/t.co/syy2XxVAx2

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Joined May 2007
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I can't stand AI art, so I made a plugin that removes it from your feed.

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Voice ❣️ Words💥🔥💯
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he’s going to kill all the poor people
In Viksit Bharat 2047, no one will remain hungry: Report
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Replying to @sunayanaroy
Just found out today that Namma Yatri automatically enables a setting that shares your phone number with the service driver. You have to go to your settings and manually disable it.
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Boarding on AI 882 AMD-DEL is delayed by 20 minutes because Supreme Court Judge Vipul Pancholi & wife had to be VIP boarded first. They walk in with a posse of 6 guards + 3 AI staffers. Is this the VIP culture that India’s judiciary advocates? @MLJ_GoI ? #VIPculture 🚨#lalbatti
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Two men who punched a minor girl then dragged her onto the road, continued to hit her, and ripped her t-shirt got bail within 24 hours. Meanwhile, remand extended for two guys who waved the tricolour. 🤷‍♂️
#Breaking Delhi Special Executive Magistrate (SEM) court extends CJP leaders Saurav Das and Ashutosh Ranka’s judicial custody by 2 days. Das and Ranka have been in jail since October 14. @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka @Cockroachisback @CJP_for_India
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Even in the morally destitute, dissolute world we currently live in, this doesn't make sense
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2024: Google sends you a lot of traffic 2025: Google sends you less traffic 2026: Google only cites you in AI answers 2027: Google never calls, but sends a Christmas card 2028: You bump into Google at a party and it pretends not to know you
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Sanjay Manjrekar's sarcasm here is absolutely brilliant
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5 days judicial custody for trespassing and bail in 24 hours for molesting a woman protestor.
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Look at what all Modi is doing to save Gyanesh It tells you a lot about what all Gyanesh has done to save Modi
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My real worry is that all these protests will postpone Viksit Bharat to 2048.
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Gaurav gupta to the point about protest 🤣
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yes, i am against the BJP, but calling this an emergency and comparing it to 1975 is unfair & unconstitutional. i mean sure there’s an internet shutdown, no right to protest, key protest figures being abducted, thousands of protesters detained in the middle of the night, even hundreds of supreme court lawyers and sitting MPs MLAs detained, trains & metros being cancelled and the entire state machinery being deployed against citizens demanding accountability but unless modi ji comes on tv at 8 pm and announces “mere pyare deshvasiyon, mujhe yeh batate hue bohot garv ho raha hai ki aaj se is desh mein emergency laagu kardi gayi hai,” how are we supposed to know??? 😭😭🙏🏻
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The next few days is crucial in determining if Akshay Kumar will play Neha Bora or Gyanesh Kumar.
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INDIA IN A STATE OF UNDECLARED EMERGENCY... Yesterday when I posted a message appealing for unity & peace in today's protest I had never imagined that the biggest democracy in the world would be under an undeclared EMERGENCY. I was happy there were so many leaders to lead the movement, but I now learn that they have all been arrested. I hope those arrested will be released soon. I will be compelled to consider an Anshan Fast or Padyatra March if they are not released by tomorrow. #JantarMantar #protest #CJP #CEC #sonamwangchuk
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I’ve been fighting Narendra Modi and the RSS for over a decade now. I understand them like you would understand your opponent - inside out, like the back of my hand. The core characteristic of these people is cowardice. Narendra Modi, Amit Shah, Mohan Bhagwat, Gyanesh Kumar and Ajit Doval, the villains of this story, are slowly finding the space closing around them. We are closing that space. Mr. Modi, do whatever you want. Call out all the police: 10,000, 20,000, 50,000, whatever you want. Arrest all the leaders. Arrest all the young people. Arrest us all. We are surrounding you, and we are not going to back down. Mark my words: we already have the information we need. We are going to defend our Constitution. We are going to protect the voice of the Indian people. And we are going to ensure that what was done to India over the last 10-15 years will never, ever be done again. Youth of India, I am proud of you. Keep protesting. We are standing with you. We are going to ensure that this regime and the people who have attacked our Constitution are defeated. मैं नरेंद्र मोदी, RSS और इनसे जुड़े लोगों के ख़िलाफ़ एक दशक से भी ज़्यादा समय से लड़ रहा हूँ। मैं अपने विरोधियों को उतनी अच्छी तरह समझता हूँ, जितना कोई भी अपने प्रतिद्वंद्वी को समझता है। मैं इन्हें अंदर तक जानता हूँ, इनकी हर चाल से वाक़िफ़ हूँ। इन लोगों की सबसे बड़ी पहचान है - कायरता। नरेंद्र मोदी, अमित शाह, मोहन भागवत, ज्ञानेश कुमार, अजीत डोभाल - इस कहानी के खलनायक - अब धीरे-धीरे घिरते जा रहे हैं। इनके चारों तरफ़ से दायरा सिमट रहा है। जो करना है, कर लीजिए। जितनी पुलिस बुलानी है, बुला लीजिए - 10 हज़ार, 20 हज़ार, 50 हज़ार, जितनी चाहें बुला लीजिए। सारे नेताओं को गिरफ़्तार कर लीजिए। सारे युवाओं को गिरफ़्तार कर लीजिए। हम सबको गिरफ़्तार कर लीजिए। घबराइये मत - हम आपको चारों तरफ़ से घेर रहे हैं, और हम पीछे हटने वाले नहीं हैं। मेरी बात याद रखिए - हमें जो जानकारी चाहिए, वह हमारे पास पहले से है। हम अपने संविधान की रक्षा करेंगे। हम हिंदुस्तान की जनता की आवाज़ की हिफ़ाज़त करेंगे। और हम यह सुनिश्चित करेंगे कि पिछले 10-15 सालों में हिंदुस्तान के साथ जो हुआ है, वह दोबारा कभी, किसी भी सूरत में न हो। हिंदुस्तान के युवाओं, मुझे आप पर गर्व है। अपना विरोध जारी रखिए। हम आपके साथ खड़े हैं। हम यह सुनिश्चित करेंगे कि इस सरकार और हमारे संविधान पर हमला करने वालों को शिकस्त मिले।
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If the protests are genuine, then Gyanesh Kumar should resign. If the protests are foreign-funded, then Amit Shah should resign.
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😂😂😂
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