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Joined January 2020
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Jacobs was at 41 yards before that final drive. He carried the ball 3 times for -2 yards. The 3rd carry sitting at 38 yards I could’ve SWORN he gained 2 yards back. Nope, a 1.5 yard gain. I swear @FanDuel told them to keep him at 39. Pure pain.
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And now I’m officially out of money in my @FanDuel account. That was my Hail Mary play to keep it rolling… almost.
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Game 5 of the 2017 World Series was so good, a Giants fan I lived with in 2011 during my sophomore year of college that I hadn’t talked to since we moved out called me because he needed someone to talk to about how amazing that game was.
9 years ago, probably one of the greatest World Series games ever. A complete back and forth, so many lead changes. Game 5 was incredible. What a wild finish with Bregman. I want to go back…
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List of players since 2010 who were selected after a team packaged 2 1st rd picks to draft them: Julio Jones Sammy Watkins Jared Goff Carson Wentz Patrick Mahomes Deshaun Watson Marcus Davenport Justin Fuelds Bryce Young Will Anderson Jr.
The list of players in NFL history who fetched 2 first-round picks in return: Jeffery Simmons Sauce Gardner Micah Parsons Russell Wilson Matthew Stafford Deshaun Watson Laremy Tunsil Jamal Adams Khalil Mack Jalen Ramsey Jay Cutler Ricky Williams Keyshawn Johnson Jeff George Eric Dickerson Herschel Walker
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I saw some bozo arguing with @RealRonTHESHOW about Jared Goff being “elite” and an MVP candidate this year. If anyone on that Lions offense wins MVP or OPOY over Jahmyr Gibbs it’ll be such a disservice to what makes that unit run.
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I’ve stopped trying to figure out what Calen Bullock is doing on any given play. I don’t think Bullock starts on more than one or two teams in the NFL. He makes plays in training camp, because he knows the offense’s plays.
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I honestly have grown to appreciate these nightly recaps by @AaronWilson_NFL. No trying to be cute or clever. Just a good summary of where the team stands. youtu.be/GkPwXV_48HE?is=21qt…
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I understand Tank Dell isn’t the biggest guy, but does Nico Collins and Marvin Harrison Jr not qualify as “beef”?
#Texans coach DeMeco Ryans: 'There's no beef in the receiver room.'
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*Tank Dell active for the first time in almost two years* “AND NOW… STARTING FOR YOUR HOUSTON TEXANS! NUMBER FIFTY-SEVEN
Question becomes how do you fit all of them on the 53 and then the 48?
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This is, unfortunately, an all-time tweet by Schefter.
If the Commanders lose tonight on Monday Night Football to the 49ers, the NFC East would become the first division in NFL history to be winless in consecutive weeks in which all teams in the division played a game. And two of the teams played each other last week.
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Texans won by a field goal.
I don’t think Ryans is a bad coach but he’s the most frustrating one. Just gave up 2 long drives and lost his best LB. 7-7, drives down, Hou 4th + 1 on 7, 4 mins left—settles for a FG. Now Jax is inside 20. Just basic dumb shit.
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CJ Stroud is literally playing like Tom Brady right now.
C.J. Stroud 312 YDS / 3 TD / 1 INT No QBgami. That stat line has happened 7 times before, most recently by Tom Brady on Oct 18, 2015.
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Brewers also have the top prospect in baseball in a loaded farm system that, unlike the Dodgers, actually has been producing quality big leaguers. @LeftFieldLoge is spot on. The Brewers were the class of the NL all year, and are not a team full of aging, declining players.
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I know Nick Caley and every coach on the Texans staff knows infinitely more about football than I do, but JT O’Sullivan is such a gifted educator that I genuinely hope the entire offensive staff watches this video together.
🆕CJ Stroud Week 3 Analysis 📽️youtu.be/ifp9pDMbD4o
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Introducing the NFL Trade Value Machine Pick any player and see the projected return (draft picks OR player) Trade value is a very messy problem and the tool isn't perfect, but should get you in the ballpark! Access here: syndicate32.com/trademachine
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If these are their 2 options, I could see why the Astros are taking their time with this one.
The more I hear about the situation behind the scenes with the Astros, the more baffled I get. I cannot and will not expand details of what I’m hearing. But, two VERY real possibilities are in play. 1. The best thing ever. 2. Organizational suicide. Take it FWIW to you.
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For this to be a fair trade, Marvin Harrison Jr has to provide the same value as a late 2nd rd pick. So, based on historical context, Maserati Marv just has to be better than Marlin Klein, Blake Fisher, or Juice Scruggs. #HTownMade
Net trade value chart for the Marvin Harrison Jr. trade between Houston and Arizona. This assumes Houston finishes with a strong record and a late draft pick.
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A 2nd rd pick in a future draft is not moving you up 31 spots let’s be serious.
Rather trade a 2028 2nd with our 2027 1st to secure Jeremiah Smith lol
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Why Trading for Marvin Harrison Jr is a Smart, Calculated Gamble by the Texans: • 885 yds/8 TDs as rookie • $4M cap hit (AZ ate bonus) • Unlocks Nico on the boundary • OSU synergy w/ Stroud
As of Saturday night, multiple execs gauging the overall trade market as well as an Arizona player source believe Harrison Jr. will be a Houston Texan
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