🚨 BREAKING: Counter-terror police have apprehended a 12-year-old man who was found to be in possession of a packet of Mentos and a bottle of Cola just 37 miles from a US airbase in Suffolk. I understand that they haven't ruled out a possible link to Iran.

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midlitnight · Sep 27, 2026 · 9:37 PM UTC

midlitnight@midlitnightSep 27

All it's missing is a "DistantCry on the beat"

📱Shitpost Reels📱

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midlitnight · Sep 23, 2026 · 9:19 AM UTC

midlitnight@midlitnightSep 23

Is this the "gen z stare" I keep seeing articles about? I've never encountered anyone like this, is it an american thing?

Straturday@Straturday1919Sep 22

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Gwen again · Aug 26, 2026 · 2:29 PM UTC

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Gwen again@cistem_failureAug 26

Fit check

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✭ · Sep 9, 2026 · 12:22 PM UTC

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✭@sunrisemakeyouSep 9

Pander 🇵🇸@PanderShirtsSep 8

I don't know how we've let this go on so long. People been doing this shit since like 2007 and it's just not going away

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Out of Context Pokémon · Sep 4, 2026 · 4:22 PM UTC

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Out of Context Pokémon

@OoCPokemonSep 4

pokemon gimmicks in XY: Mega Evolution USUM: Z-Moves SW/SH: Gigantamax SV:

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midlitnight · Sep 5, 2026 · 11:41 AM UTC

midlitnight@midlitnightSep 5

I don't care how the title ends I am NOT clicking that shit!!!

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Geoff Thew · Aug 27, 2026 · 4:37 AM UTC

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Geoff Thew

@G0ffThewAug 27

I love this video because you have to be insanely good at tetris to play this poorly without dying

The Wolf Man

@iTheWolfmanAug 26

Never give up when faced with difficulties.

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sydney 🏳️‍⚧️ · Aug 22, 2026 · 12:25 PM UTC

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sydney 🏳️‍⚧️@interkosmos_dogAug 22

lol this idiot in front of me has his wiper blade speed way to high compared to what the rain situation calls for. how embarrassing . this will leave a lasting impression on me

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Emmy! Rubbery Return Edition · Aug 18, 2026 · 8:40 AM UTC

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Emmy! Rubbery Return Edition@DummyEmmy_Aug 18

I am not immune to propaganda

Image from Emmy! Rubbery Return Edition (@DummyEmmy_)

girl under lexus 𐂂@skimoderAug 17

ive never seen a trans girl look good in latex

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Emmy! Rubbery Return Edition · Aug 15, 2026 · 11:14 AM UTC

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Emmy! Rubbery Return Edition@DummyEmmy_Aug 15

Reminder: I'm built like this.

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Serebii.net · Aug 13, 2026 · 1:06 PM UTC

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Serebii.net

@SerebiiNetAug 13

Serebii Update: Pokémon Bank will stop working and being able to connect to Pokémon HOME on February 26th 2027. Pokémon will not be able to stored any longer in it and it cannot connect to Pokémon HOME after that day serebii.net