You’ll do.

‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’

They *checks notes* fucking aren’t.

Some friends in the village are having some building work done. I walked down their lane this afternoon and the 6 brickies were belting out, full on belting out, like cruise ship entertainers ‘That don’t impress me much’. It was one of the most joyful things I’ve seen in ages.

It’s ok. Little bit formulaic. Give it a go.

Slow burn. Seems ok. I’m not mad on his accent in it.

Pumpkin. Scooping Gorgonzola.

You shouldn’t listen to middle aged men on the Internet!

Against my better judgement I’m watching the new thing with Stephen Graham in it.

Moist, sure. But not sitting in a pool of its own juice.

Blunkett?

How well it’s wrapped etc.

It was only a matter of time

No games being played there. 10/10.

Just salt and vinegar.

Full price Domino’s

They’re going mad on AI at work. Insanity levels of enthusiasm for something that doesn’t work properly.

Me, when I’m asked if I’d like to add anything to my interview example of how I am a team player.

I haven’t seen traitors but I have never thought James Acaster was funny. He gets to keep the money whatever I think.

Everytime @matkins tweets

I put my brand new chenille sweater on the sofa while I got my phone from upstairs. It was on its own less than a minute. Came back, both cats stood on it pulling loops in it. Never worn. Yes, chenille. It’s called style. Fuck you.