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Joined September 2021
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Maina Murumba retweeted
Football's creepiest stories!!!!! 🎃 The Curse of the Seven Cats. The Curse of Béla Guttmann. And whatever is going on at Old Trafford. Happy Halloween. 🎃👻 #Halloween #football #footballislife
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"mbona wewe pea sisi bouncing cheque "
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Kim Jong Un? The crypto investor?
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Life after Binance hack:
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among esteemed economosts i believe this is called a "real nigga economy"
>be North Korea >1974: order 1,000 Volvos from Sweden >refuse to pay for them >2016: attempt to steal $951M from Bangladesh Bank >2022: steal $625M from Ronin Network >2024: steal $308M from DMM Bitcoin >2024: steal $235M from WazirX >2025: steal $1.5B from Bybit >yesterday: steal $6.3B from Binance >crypto hacks now make up 1/3 of the north korea’s foreign currency revenue >literally boosting the national economy by hacking our dumb ahh industry >national economy is just #gta and crypto #Hacks
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music theory has me searching up odd shit
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Happy birthday, Obafemi Martins 🎂🇳🇬
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乳首の感度が高すぎて北朝鮮のラジオ受信する
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A joke about racist chicken by Louis C.K.😂
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If alcohol so bad for you then how come i stop shaking every time i have it
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me and the gang getting ready for Halloween 🎃👻
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explosions heard on the southern border of Nasdaqistan
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Stay safe out there
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North Korea GDP just went up $5.57B
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Binance will be "hacked"... 2026 or 2027. There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked. It's part of the script.
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It’s now official🥳🥳 The TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations PAMOJA is coming to Uganda in June 2027. We are thrilled to partner with @CAF_Online as an Official Competition Sponsor, giving Uganda an incredible opportunity to showcase her rich tourism offerings, vibrant culture and unforgettable experiences on one of the world’s biggest football platforms. Come for the game. Stay to #ExploreUganda #TotalEnergiesAFCON2027 | #HereForIt
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Work from home
Oburu Oginga will address ODM supporters at Jacaranda grounds from his Nairobi home via a Live link. zurl.co/teNVg
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Sugar free tweets >>>
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