bad puns and other stuff | science boy @sciguyspod | opinions not my own (they belong to greg) | ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ | parody of a person

Joined August 2009
I don't want to do exams I want to be a pokemon master
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Having friends with kids is hilarious. What do you mean I'm a recurring character in a toddler's expanded universe?
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so uhh hey if you or someone you know is looking for a video editor lmk ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ I have references ๐Ÿ˜—
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โ€œIโ€™ll have a Cock, please.โ€ โ€œWe have Penis. Is that okay?โ€ *disappointed sigh* โ€œI guess Iโ€™ll do a large Penis then.โ€
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Yes it is my boner however I'm quite upset to see you
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Next time topping use 1920s slang! ๐Ÿ‘€
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Pushing my girl's overstimulation kink to the edge by teasing her back with the tag of her bra and turning the Big Light on
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i donโ€™t believe in โ€œif they wanted to they wouldโ€ because i want to and i donโ€™t
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I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee
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His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
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The reaction to Jack Havens video is a classic example of "doing anything while trans is cringe and will get you mocked relentlessly" An actor put themselves out there for work. A thing that actors do every single day. They didn't even beg for money online, they asked for a job.
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Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."
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YOU ๐Ÿ‡'D AND SA'D HER. YOU UNALIVED HER. YOU REDACTED HER CHILDREN
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Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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i have some terrible news about my eunuchs
your eunuchs: scheming my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me
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now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.
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this straight couple brought a BABY into a GAY BAR and got MAD when I joked "these twinks look younger every year''
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dude stop messing with me haha, quit yanking my chain! dude stop jerkin me off! broooo quit stroking my penis!!!
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