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baby dash

@olddash

the great. the wonderful. the magnificent. i am, so god is. IG:isthatdash

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Joined May 2010
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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Why should ANYONE care more about the consequences of YOUR actions than YOU do? Would you blame a boss for firing you because you got caught stealing, because losing your job means you can't take care of your disabled family member?
The Vibes Ruiner™️ (@BrainsNGrenades) profile pictureThe Vibes Ruiner™️@BrainsNGrenadesNov 2
So inconveniencing someone is punishable by a several hundred dollar fine and not having a car until you pay it? As I said I'my thread, ole girl was in the wrong. But a person's response to that matters too. It was a petty and vindictive response.
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Billy Binion
@billybinionOct 30
I hate DC Halloween what do you mean you’re a duck lobbying for foie gras 😭
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Angel Reese made history at 12pm when no one could see it dawg 😭😭😭....they need to SUE lol
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Luis (@jordanyroc) profile picture
Luis@jordanyrocOct 28
During the “Extra Innings” show when some people bum rushed the gates… There were 35 thousand people inside Yankee Stadium stuck INSIDE the building waiting between 3-6 hours for the concert to start and not a single soul thought about leaving. And OUTSIDE the building there were another 10 thousand people waiting 3+ hours to get in and again, no one left. This was on a Sunday night, people had work the next morning, prior commitments, missed flights, had to rearrange their stay and travel plans, etc. Incredibly inconvenient, yet there was zero violence, hardly any boos, the crowd showed remarkable patience and grace considering the situation. He finally took the stage after midnight, brought out a lineup of guests that not even the Grammys can pull off, and rocked that stage ‘til damn near 3am. And everyone left satisfied.
✨Lovely✨ (@ItsLovelyLaveau) profile picture✨Lovely✨
@ItsLovelyLaveauOct 27
Nigga Jay Z had WrestleMania BY HIMSELF in 3 cities and 2 countries THIS YEAR!!! Stop playing with me
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Zeeti
@DJZeetiOct 17
Raising Canes so fire when nobody in your ear saying the chicken bland
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DC Soru@dcsoruOct 16
why not just charge a toll for all the md / va vehicles entering dc
Martin Austermuhle (@maustermuhle) profile pictureMartin Austermuhle@maustermuhleOct 16
I had to duck out of the D.C. Council's marathon roundtable on possible tax increase ideas, but I thought the whole thing was pretty fascinating. Lots of great insights from experts and questions (and pushback) from lawmakers. It's a complex topic with loads of tradeoffs.
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in washington dc, they kill you for doing this
Grimace Smoking Weed (@high_grimace) profile pictureGrimace Smoking Weed@high_grimaceSep 30
going to bar trivia and writing in "Who gives a shit?" for every single answer
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Savannah waiting for April to come from 23F – at El Segundo, CA
The incomparable (@duladoesit) profile pictureThe incomparable@duladoesitSep 30
Never understood why it take so long to get off a plane smh
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@YourFavGem__Sep 25
My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell
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It’s somebody I want you to meet.
Cyn (@phoenixx_chi) profile pictureCyn@phoenixx_chiSep 25
Nobody's dick is that great, there's no such thing as being dickmatized. Some of you just have attachment issues and low self esteem.
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Favy🩶
@Favourrrrr5Sep 23
one day you'll run into a guy you aren't attracted to, but he treats you right from the start and you'll force yourself to give him a chance, it's very important that you ignore him
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I've decided that I'm just going to put the question mark outside of the quotation marks when it's not part of the quote. The rule is wrong, and I'm just not going to do it.
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Lawrence (@iKillCuriosity) profile picture
Lawrence
@iKillCuriositySep 17
This verse came out at a time Jay Z had become the epitome of the cool rapper, hanging with Coldplay and even the Obamas. He felt uneasy with fame. The original has a line that goes: Errbody look at you strange saying you changed like I worked this hard to stay the same
HOV_DID🐻 (@_HOV_DID) profile pictureHOV_DID🐻@_HOV_DIDSep 17
What Jay-Z verse made you respect him as a lyricist?
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Image from 🇵🇸Mr. lil harlow & the big steppers⛷️ (@Nore_MCC)
Kurrco (@Kurrco) profile pictureKurrco
@KurrcoSep 11
JAŸ-Z's 'The Blueprint' dropped 25 years ago today 🗽 Favorite tracks?
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At what point do we put a cap on concert ticket resale prices? It’s getting out of hand.
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LOOOOOL. London had to endure Raindance while niggas in Paris got blessed with JT & Pharrell. MERCI JAY-Z!!!!!
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Malowé@pmxlxisaneSep 6
I need to see Atlanta with my own eyes.
DataDave / David C. VO (@DataDaveTV) profile pictureDataDave / David C. VO@DataDaveTVSep 5
We Outside. Yerrrrrrr. Also don't judge me for my drink choices. It's ATL 🙂‍↔️🤣
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4:44@leliibabySep 5
a woman will ruin your day then go out for cocktails and sushi with the girls
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NEW YORK KNICKS
@nyknicksAug 22
in case you forgot: the knicks won 13-straight playoff games
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