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@olddash

the great. the wonderful. the magnificent. i am, so god is. IG:isthatdash

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Joined May 2010
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i had to het this out. i want better for y’all so badddd
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when i catch him at la betty its wraps
Spencer Allan Brooks (@SpencerSays) profile pictureSpencer Allan Brooks
@SpencerSaysNov 6
wdym el-sayed is doing bicep curls at my gym
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you take a regular uber in DC and it's gon smell like #That #Tweet
Heifer Hotline (@janeinLA) profile pictureHeifer Hotline@janeinLANov 6
idk why everyone is talking about black trucks but i try to take uber black as often as possible because i find that all of the other drivers either stink or are actually insane
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i would kms on live 💀 OH MY GOD
B… (@branmattic) profile pictureB…@branmatticNov 6
I’m probably gonna delete this cuz I hate being involved, but don’t throw dirt on my name! Now I’m a pandering ass nigga cuz I said no 😩
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i need invisible text for what i want to say
it’s george 🇵🇸 (@magnuswlitb) profile pictureit’s george 🇵🇸@magnuswlitbNov 4
anti-dog psychosis in brooklyn is out of control. old lady on my block has started leaving food scraps with bleach by the curb. had a can of soda thrown at my head the other day by another one for letting my friend’s dog sniff the sidewalk in front of her place. don’t love it!!!
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an insane combo 😭 nasty imo
Iron Heart ❤️ (@Thickfitjen) profile pictureIron Heart ❤️
@ThickfitjenNov 5
Hot wings and bowling sound better
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this is off, too. what you mean a nigga text and told you to record some lines and you did it???? you slow?
#uncuffable, MBA 👸🏽 (@FatiTheDream) profile picture#uncuffable, MBA 👸🏽
@FatiTheDreamNov 5
He asked me to post this btw cuz he don’t have Twitter. The video that was made and sent to Shanique was from him claiming it was for a film. Dude lies to everyone whether they know him IRL or online.
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say man 😭😭😭😭
Texas They&Them (@MalcHatesYou) profile pictureTexas They&Them@MalcHatesYouNov 5
Amazing things are happening on twitter
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right! lol. i didn't know ppl was moving like psych ward patients 😂
s.🍒 (@shvnique) profile pictures.🍒@shvniqueNov 4
I’m so glad I’ve met hella people off here and they can confirm I’m not a weirdo and I’m who I say I am lol.
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man what
Angela Basset Hound (@AintPayingThe5) profile pictureAngela Basset Hound@AintPayingThe5Nov 4
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New Yonk. Westchesteb
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lmao its always something with y'all CRAZY asses oh my god😭 aint no way
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lmaooo i forgot about that
Candy Randi 🍬🍭 (@RE420) profile pictureCandy Randi 🍬🍭
@RE420Nov 4
“Stay low and build” was so funny 😂
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this is it.
David Sirota (@davidsirota) profile pictureDavid Sirota
@davidsirotaNov 4
For 18 years, corporate media effectively banned the few of us who dared to utter this lesson about Obama turning hope and change into more of the same. I am glad @corbintrent said it - and that it is finally allowed to be uttered in corporate media.
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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capitalism is the real culprit!! why we gotta pay to park?? why don't we live in a more walkable, accessible society?? omg go to the polls y'all so we can end the discourse!
conny 🦃 (@BlvckJxsus) profile pictureconny 🦃@BlvckJxsusNov 3
when you create a society that is enthralled w/punishment, you lay the foundation for a prison industrial complex to exist. when you criminalize everything & fearmonger, you accept prison as a necessary part of society to separate the moral & immoral.
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she lucky she wasnt in DC and had traffic tickets. DC want all they money before they give you your car back 😂 now a stupid decision done set you back 2500. gots to be more careful!
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Why should ANYONE care more about the consequences of YOUR actions than YOU do? Would you blame a boss for firing you because you got caught stealing, because losing your job means you can't take care of your disabled family member?
The Vibes Ruiner™️ (@BrainsNGrenades) profile pictureThe Vibes Ruiner™️@BrainsNGrenadesNov 2
So inconveniencing someone is punishable by a several hundred dollar fine and not having a car until you pay it? As I said I'my thread, ole girl was in the wrong. But a person's response to that matters too. It was a petty and vindictive response.
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louder 🗣️
J.R. (@oh_so_jazzy) profile pictureJ.R.@oh_so_jazzyNov 3
Some people don’t want to acknowledge the chaos they bring into their own lives.
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she probably knows exactly how inconvenient it is which is why she was smart enough not to continue the stupidity and park in someone else's spot and potentially get her car towed trying to be "nice" 😬
⚜️Sovereign⚜️ (@sauvamemte) profile picture⚜️Sovereign⚜️
@sauvamemteNov 3
Yes, it was mean as fuck and punitive for that lady to have the other woman’s car towed she could’ve parked in a different spot. obviously, a lot of you do not know the costs associated with a tow and getting it out of impound. A simple conversation just turned into $500 problem.
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but i say often too many ppl play too much with their lives. if a tow is a potential consequence and you can't afford one why would you park there??? it just doesn't make sense to me. everything is funny to some ppl. everything "ain't that serious".
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this parking convo is some real two americas shit. i'm on the parking spot owner's side 🤷🏽‍♀️ im totally shocked at the number of ppl saying that being towed is excessive
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