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i now have two loves in my life: big city livin' and a voodoo woman named phyllis

Joined April 2009
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Yeah bro weโ€™re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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Darliene Graham loses a buy game to Annie Andrews. The epitome of brutality.
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
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When the grocery total isnโ€™t looking too bad and you realize they havenโ€™t yet scanned The Item
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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ray kerr just struck out like one billion dollars
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NFL games should start when I get home from work and end when I want to go to bed
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imagine if someone in 2016 told me that in 10 years Iโ€™d have more respect for Macklemore than Radiohead. the kind of prediction that medieval kings used to kill their seers for making.
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Bonjour Delilah whatโ€™s it like in Quebec city
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In the club just taking damage
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How Drake vs South Dakota School of Mines will be like tomorrow night
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We are living in the Second Era of Pibb
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SpongeBob HUSSEIN SquarePants
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A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning
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