rockpatrickscissors

ive got two free tickets to @HotWaterMusic tonight if anyone wants them. Babysitter bailed on me….bummmmmmmed

have you seen the clouds today?

baaaaabe

shuuuuutttt the fuck up. You did this for yourself. You did this because your lil feelings got hurt. You’re not thinking of Michigan…you’re thinking of yourself.

first time I met him at Sessanta in GR my best friend looked at him and said…”we’re all so proud of you” we still laugh about it but he said it’s just what came out. Michigan Only, Michigan Forever

I wish I could watch Haley Stevens do the crate challenge

why is no one mentioning the cript keepers feet in black?!???

ive never seen such a terrible fanbase @ManCity fans leaving at 90’ when your team is down a goal and cooking…

293k

i think there’s a flaw in my code

I hope forgiveness dies

we’ve got a lot do innings left in this game

cops don’t say “FREEEEZE” enough anymore

Indiana Bubblegum, Headband, Trainwreck

Drago

Yup, this has happened to me too many times before

would it just be easier if I was in prison and reading books?

I wish a St. Bernard would bring me coco

you tellin me a blunt forced this trama?????