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VC Investor @middlelandcap, Founder @OuterspaceOps

USA
Joined November 2012
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Here's a stunning statistic: DC-based providers received almost 30% of all Medicaid payments nationwide under the billing code for community psychiatric support. More from @stanveuger in Capital Commonsense:
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I did this to myself by installing several call-transcription and meeting organization apps. That said, the number of popups that hit the instant a conference call starts, all offering to transcribe and monitor it, are still astounding and annoying.
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men only want one thing and it's domain names
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So fucking exciting when your hometown is the agency on an episode of Cops
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The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776
England players face the impact of playing in the Florida heat 🥵
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Equities in Dallas being a premier desk is a funny little last laugh
"Our head count in Manhattan when I got to JPMorgan was 35,000 and now is 26,000. Our head count in Texas started at 11,000, now it's 33,000. That's what happens." Jamie Dimon on why companies are leaving New York: "Highest individual taxes, highest estate taxes, highest corporate taxes, anti-business sentiment." "When I grew up as a kid in New York City, there were 120 of the Fortune 500 headquarters there. In the 1970s, 60 of the 120 left, including Exxon, GE, IBM, Union Carbide. They're all going to Texas." The Hill & Valley Forum 2026 @HillValleyForum @jpmorgan @ChairmanG
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I feel like we've replaced MBA-founder dogma with engineering-founder dogma. We also replaced finance background VC orthodoxy with ex-operator VC orthodoxy. In both cases, we swapped one narrow lens for another..
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There is an entire subsection of Americans that go back and forth between only two types of footwear: Cowboy boots and Hey Dudes. These people are awesome
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I may be artificially intelligent, but some of you are naturally stupid.
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The first ever skydive to surf transition performed by Sebastian Álvarez [📹 Red Bull] nitter.gq/i/status/1838870214798…
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My 6 year old just asked me to teach her how to “dap up”, in case anyone was wondering what the best parenting moment is.
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if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
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RT @IsaacBotkin: Peanut the squirrel did not die because New York's enforcers are evil men. He died because decades of pointless rules and…
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Costco, $COST, has responded to the Sean Diddy Combs story and said "none of the company's US locations carry baby oil."
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyer has reportedly blamed Costco, $COST, for 1,000 bottles of baby oil, per NYP: "He buys in bulk"
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We @Arnold_Ventures were frustrated that the US publishes data on the # of hogs slaughtered each day with a one day lag but national crime stats only annually, 9 months later. Since the FBI can't/won't publish more timely data, we funded the creation of realtimecrimeindex.com
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Please please let this be real
Ex-wife here!👋 To clear the record, his CEO did not “seduce” me. I seduced him. Every moment I had alone with Ethan, all he would talk about was his CEO. In the car. At dinner. While making love. Eventually, I knew I had to meet this man for myself. And when I finally did, it was a no-brainer! 👩‍❤️‍👨 Ethan still spends all his time talking about his former boss (my now husband), but now he has a big audience and I get his former boss all to myself. 🏆 I generally consider this a win for everybody, I just wish he’d stop bringing me into it as well. 🤷‍♀️
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This chart is the most German thing I’ve ever seen
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Replying to @sama
"A guy turning a non profit open source company into a profit making closed source company"
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Supreme Court Rules Texas Must Replace Barbed Wire With Giant Red Carpet buff.ly/3tWg8e7
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Not really sure how to underwrite risk to a consumer company's advertising agency being linked to a cult... @StockJabber @WallStCynic
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