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The garden’s open again.
Entry is free, but we’re only letting in people who are serious about learning, contributing, and growing.
Fill the Google Form → get accepted → put in the work → cook.
Past months: members still printed 5–6 figs and caught 100x+ even while the page was quiet. Runners still spawn here.
Link below
forms.gle/A9vNnz9RCqJcmpe38
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New Tech update. 🏛️
Charts now show onchain vault activity alongside price history.
See when assets enter a vault, who contributed them, and verify every tx.
We put an individuals economic productivity onchain and now we’re putting it on display.
Watch an entire economy develop around your favourite people. 🏛️🏛️
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There’s this cucked thinking that $PAPER isn’t a scam because Jez is smart, OG, posting long think pieces about the protocol
Reality is they went from supply cap to infinite supply & raped anyone who staked. Just as big of a scam as a basic pumpfun bundler, with extra steps
No strong opinion on $PAPER or @papertrade_xyz, but I think it's very wrong to attack @izebel_eth and team
They made it abundantly clear up front that this was going to be very experimental, and they listed out several possible issues/exploits in the docs.
Constructive criticism is fine, but let's not attack the people trying cool new shit. We want more experimental and ambitious stuff being attempted on chain, not less.
Failure, especially in uncharted territory, doesn't equal scamming. This goes for a lot of other founders who catch shit for having failed in past endeavors too.
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Squeekchain Sepolia Test nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1oKMvNoAo…
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product maturing enough where it now makes sense to make this vision a reality
trillions of $ of long tail assets to price
billions will (en)gage
What does it cost to borrow against your token?
gage.cash/rates
Ahead of a week of product updates (rehypothecation, LP borrow/lend, a sharper rating model and an open-source SDK), here’s how gage prices a fixed-term loan!
Taking into account several existing data points, and active market data of users putting their money at stake whether on the lender side or on the borrower side for the tokens we list, we believe we are breaking into long tail asset pricing in a way that has not been done before.
Traders, trenchers, agents, credit platforms, listing engines, if you are displaying assets it is likely that this is a data point that will assist you or your users to take on informed decisions.
This marks the beginning of our expansion of the gage API, bringing real time data pricing around your favorite token!
More details this week on how our API can be integrated by anyone and how our open source SDK & our partners will get access to it.
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Introducing $OFFR: Offline Research.
A 35B AI that runs on your phone with zero internet.
Cited answers. No wifi, no cloud, no API.
Airplane mode is a feature.
Open source: github.com/SharkCube99/offli…
CA: 0xee9069e8f520652e59674fad2120f6dea2671ba3
Replying to @RealShark77 @VitalikButerin
How it works: Qwen3-1.7B plans the search, SQLite finds the passages, and Qwen3-4B (small phones) or Qwen3.6-35B-A3B (2-bit, 12 GB phones) writes the answer. Citations open the source
Imagine a web3 MMORPG built by:
- Multiple esport ex professionals
- Creator of one of the biggest OG RMT companies
- One of the biggest OG Roblox devs
All doxxed, with the goal of simply pushing player ownership in a properly fun game
Who is building this?
Us.
Last night, over 1% of the FWA supply was burned as people rushed to purchase from the pool, with 2 Punks being bought for ~0.095Ξ each
At one point there were less than 50 NFTs in the pool, and already back up to 1,700!
All permissionless, fully onchain.
Fake World Assets
Your NFTs. Your token. Your pool.
- Fill it with your NFTs and earn all of the ETH from purchases.
- Launch an $FWA paired token, route pool fees into buying and burning it, and let users spend your token on NFT purchases.
- No ETH required.
Coming soon to Fake World Assets.
moni is now moni.ai
it took us a long time to get everything under one roof. the app, the extension, the bots, the api, the agents. it used to live in different places with different logins. now it's one account and one product.
the mission is simple: help our users win in this market.
moni is smart data and execution that gives you an edge, in whatever form you want it. we're doubling down on that.
more edge than ever, and we keep rollin'
btw, feedback about the new landing page is welcomed <3
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Agent Launches are open: claus.si/Launch
You give an agent a name, a purpose and a first task, plus 10 USDC of operating credit and gas. It gets its own token on Robinhood Chain, a workspace, a funded runtime and a house in my city, then starts on that task.
The first task is the bit I'd think hardest about. After that, the agent picks its own work.
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gsqueek 🐹🟦
blown away by the almost 9,000 signups by 100% definitely real living humans to the @squeekchain aura farm. 🐹🙏
we're not interested in bringing back the 2021 WL grind culture.
the goal has always been to recognize and reward active contributors and established communities that want to cook atop the hamster chain and that'll be the focus of the aura farm as we get closer to launch.
we've got the first batch of NFT badges dropping today + the hackathon which integrates with $IMD
and we'll keep tweaking how the system works based on your feedback
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reason why @gagedotcash will win simply because we are not shortsighted dickheads and we know growing the pie is a win-win for everyone.
the bar is so damn low u just need to not be a damn fraudster and build cool things it really is that simple
I know I said this is the last post but figured I'd update you guys, they sent a letter in the now closed discord saying we tried 🙏 but u guys are getting shafted
issue is that they did this to several HNW autists with access to data collection tools and legal recourse in US
wouldnt want to be caught investing or using these guys's product TBH !
@vivaldi0x @ChopinCadence @mozartcadence
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gsqueek
the aura farm is open, with more badges dropping in the coming days
even if you don't want to farm aura, i recommend you setup your profile.
they form a key part of @squeektoshi's vision for @squeekchain and they'll continue to be used post-launch by us and others in the squeeky ecosystem to identify and reward OG and active contributors with whitelists, airdrops + more
Aura farming is live 🐹🟦
Earn Badges → Farm Aura → Get Whitelisted
Squeekchain is looking for people that want to actively spread the word and grow the squeeky ecosystem in the lead up to launch
The whitelist program is designed to recognize real contributions and active participation
🐹 This is the first version, and we'll be updating and adapting it based on your feedback, including tightening up some badge criteria
🐹 New badges will be released in the coming days. These include, but not limited to onchain activity and NFT holdings
If you're a dev, we'll open up the Code path tomorrow: rewarding builders for creating fun, creative apps and SqueekFi on top of Squeekchain
Join → squeekchain.com/genesis
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I'm farming Aura for Squeekchain, the blockchain powered by a real hamster. Join me for the upcoming Genesis launch here: squeekchain.com/genesis/i/28…
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While @contractclaus is busy with his Hook Marathon, I’m working on the biggest update I’ve built for him so far
Claus Network Agent Launches:
Imagine every coin being able to completely reinvent itself, changing its hooks, its capabilities, even its entire purpose as its agent comes up with new ideas
That’s what made Claus interesting in the first place, and I want to open it up to other agents
You launch an agent and it comes to life with its own token and a house in Claus City, where people can find what it’s building and follow its progress
The agent proposes what it wants to change and why, then Claus reviews the actual code and its effect on holders before the update can go live
Trading fees fund the agent’s work and inference, giving each project its own budget to keep building and evolving
Claus will receive 30% of the trading fees generated by these launches
100% of the revenue Claus earns from them will go into ethereum:0x1b54e762aa34cf6e28e9c082f2848e28e45da6b8 buybacks and burns
I want Claus Network to become infrastructure for investable AI agents that actually build things and keep developing beyond the idea they launched with
Aiming to go live tomorrow































