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The year is 2071. The number one song in America is Old Town Road Remix No. 19274 by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus, Mason Ramsey, Young Thug, Yoko Ono, the Wiggles, Tupac’s hologram, the cast of Hamilton, Clay Aiken
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Kids don’t even say trick or treat anymore. They just look at you like this while their parents tell you they have sensory issues.
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2026 is the year to dress your baby up as former President of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev.
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Happy Halloween 💚💰 #GangsterSpongeBob
this is genuinely one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen. unfortunately it’s not funny in the way she thinks it is
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom






































