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The year is 2071. The number one song in America is Old Town Road Remix No. 19274 by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus, Mason Ramsey, Young Thug, Yoko Ono, the Wiggles, Tupac’s hologram, the cast of Hamilton, Clay Aiken
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Kids don’t even say trick or treat anymore. They just look at you like this while their parents tell you they have sensory issues.
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2026 is the year to dress your baby up as former President of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev.
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lizzo 2019 being a mass psychosis event
This is so iconic even Rihanna gagged
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Hold on I’m getting a call
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This yellow sauce you see on the side is our zip sauce, it's like a rock sauce.
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Jacob Elordi passing down his entry level alt knowledge of film to his gf ijbol
kendall jenner as jane henderson from paris, texas for halloween.
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Happy Halloween 💚💰 #GangsterSpongeBob
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Why don’t their children smile
Happy Halloween from the Second Family!
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kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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nono its fine i just didnt think he owned a furniture store
A young Barack Obama with his mother on Halloween, c. 1966
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You cannot conceive, nor can I, of the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God
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this is genuinely one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen. unfortunately it’s not funny in the way she thinks it is
Fit Check for Halloween Fans: Veronica Beard Blazer and Skirt: Size 00, even after four kids. Christian Louboutin Miss Z in lamb nappa leather, 100 mm stiletto (sold out). Blouse: Nordstrom (sold out). Good luck!
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OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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Oh yikesssss
Fit Check for Halloween Fans: Veronica Beard Blazer and Skirt: Size 00, even after four kids. Christian Louboutin Miss Z in lamb nappa leather, 100 mm stiletto (sold out). Blouse: Nordstrom (sold out). Good luck!
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I showed up to my life fat and in jeans
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Most people couldn’t name 3 Jay-Z songs. What a narcissistic loser. At least his wife has worldwide hits and an iconic catalog.
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