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patrick wells retweeted
There should be an NFL player whose gimmick is he screams in agony every time he's tackled and you don't know if he's gonna make it or not. That would be exciting for the audience
ask not what your country can do for you
ask how you can put 37 trillion dollars on your personal credit card
pretending to be asleep in the back of a late night uber so my driver has to carry me inside and tuck me in
biologist here! that crocodile is actually drowning
if you jump in and save its life, it will owe you a “crocodile life debt” and will come to your aid whenever you need
Crocodiles in Indonesia have learned to “pretend to drown” in order to lure humans in to the water to eat them 🤯🐊
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Not true. Crocodiles do not pretend to drown.
au.news.yahoo.com/eerie-crocodil…
for my fantasy football punishment i have to devote myself to weaving joy into the fabric of the world and scatter kindness like petals to the wind
patrick wells retweeted
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs