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London
Joined June 2017
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Top Row - 1. Trust fund scammer (plays golf) 2. White collar criminal Boss' right hand man(ex military) 3. Schizophrenic meth cook 4. Compromised legal aid Bottom row - 5. Russian mob aid (owns a Car service) 6. Cartel Boss' stupid son 7. Russian double agent 8. Shoplifter
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jane’s popbase debut and it’s her saying fuck the idf
“get that IDF band off the lineup or i’m not playing” — Jane Remover threatens to pull out of M3F Fest after finding out that Temper City is included in the lineup.
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Obligatory XKCD
Replying to @DominicJPino
Every state levies a tax on gasoline to fund highways. There's only a weak relationship between gas tax rate and highway system ranking – and states with worse highways tend to have higher gas taxes.
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do you think anyone in troy gives a shit who built the horse? they care who left it on the beach and aura farmed outside the gates. i did.
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Sad none of my "joke" proposals made the final cut.
Ten selected design proposals for the next series of euro banknotes have been unveiled. Explore the proposals and tell us which ones you prefer. Have your say surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/ec…
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❤️🙏🏻
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they call me profen because i be
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Joan Didion, every day is all there is
please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.
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One of the most illuminating parts of this, I thought, was Djokovic’s honesty about the frustrations of aging:
Novak Djokovic lost in a match without too much flavor at Wimbledon on Friday, but his press conference--both in English and in Serbian--got fairly spicy. Read it all--the Serbian-to-English translation included--at Bounces: benrothenberg.com/p/novak-dj…
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Ajax is delighted to announce the homecoming of a true Ajacied: Daley Blind 🤍♥️🤍
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Was cutting a beet and sliced my finger open and it’s hard to tell what is blood and what is beet. Both come from the earth
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Being grateful rewires the brain. Neuroplasticity in action.
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You guys HOLY SHIT. This is like meeting a celebrity
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despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here
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because wdym temperatures might get to 38 degrees in some parts
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r retweeted
She's sooooo 😭😭😭😭
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