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hi let's read my charges and get this shit over with. duck with a boner. divine descendant. @watswrongwjay is my ropebunny gf

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on the third day i arose again
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Boneduck (@realBoneDuck) profile pictureBoneduck@realBoneDuck25 Jul 2024
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it ain't illegal to have 24 bms
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southerners after watching all 11 hours and 30 minutes of Ken Burns Civil War
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Hate it when the barista isn’t a girl or trans, great could have made this one myself
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yea, the dm request economy on instagram would crash overnight
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i've never been able to figure out if he did this at costco or just did it wherever. either way, fingering someone's pet is typically not good and yet they gave it a boom.. 🤔
Pericles (@PerryALPHA) profile picturePericles
@PerryALPHAOct 27
The Costco guys are part of the most annoying and insufferable group of people on Earth
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Boneduck@realBoneDuckOct 27
john wick was mad about his dog waitll he finds out what we did to his dad w/o him
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uhhhh?
but does he use his right hand or his left hand when he does that

ALT but does he use his right hand or his left hand when he does that

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john wick was mad about his dog waitll he finds out what we did to his dad w/o him
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imagine living in a time when the tits were pointy and real life wasn't in technicolor yet
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the guy in the computer who types answers back to me from chatgpt
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American tipping culture is insane
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Taking aside of a moment the simple fact that being 'the perfect size' isn't actually what guys want to hear... One thing's for certain, the chance that you're the person your girlfriend wants and somehow your dick is miraculously the 'perfect' size is so ridiculous. So the truth is... You have to simply not care if your girlfriend enjoys your penis. Just stop giving a fuck about that. And then you will see true cock ego enlightenment.
Dani G German 👸♠️ (@DaniGGerman) profile pictureDani G German 👸♠️@DaniGGermanOct 20
When she tells you that your penis is actually the perfect size for her.
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maybe john lennon should've imagined a bullet proof vest
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hey man we're pullin in circle k u want anything Me high as pigeon pussy: im aight
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"Labia majora" this is some Starcraft sci fi shit im gonna need additional pylons for this shit bro...
Boneduck (@realBoneDuck) profile pictureBoneduck@realBoneDuck23 Apr 2023
Reading the names of different parts of a pussy and every single one sounds made the fuck up
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well that totally fucked up the awesome pic of hell I was gonna send to my Memaw
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"sorry memaw thats where hes goin if he keeps paradin round on that fruity float every june, take it up with him and God"
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lets not count all our eggs in one basket before htey hatcvhed
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Modest mouse is the genre of music where youll kill yourself if she doesn't give you pussy
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And dont get me wrong i will if she doesnt
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