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jay

@watswrongwjay

@realboneduck is my rigger wigger bf

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Joined April 2022
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I thought “negligent discharge” was what happens to my underwear when I don’t change them for a few days
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mind you I just wanted to take a shower
Boneduck (@realBoneDuck) profile pictureBoneduck@realBoneDuck3h
The Deodorizational Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the olfactophiliac race
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southerners after watching all 11 hours and 30 minutes of Ken Burns Civil War
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Modest mouse is the genre of music where youll kill yourself if she doesn't give you pussy
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me: he’s been gone all night I bet he’s cheating on me him:
Boneduck (@realBoneDuck) profile pictureBoneduck@realBoneDuckOct 5
high five 🙏
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did a land acknowledgement before i robbed the plug
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if it's shaped like a dick start kickin that shit 🎶
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Gay Al Yankadick
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mom said its my turn to run the regime cos you got to run the regime last week
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*to the tune of ozzy osbournes crazy train* im hitting the quan with Hitler down here in hell
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church is one of the few places they cant kick you out of for dropping your techdecks over and over even when the main guy is up there talkin
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you’re going to find me dead
tweet all you want it was funnier when boneduck stole it

ALT tweet all you want it was funnier when boneduck stole it

Boneduck (@realBoneDuck) profile pictureBoneduck@realBoneDuckJun 15
"squirt is pee" ok i made her cum so hard she peed thats talent
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*kisses your acne scars* promise you’ll stop for me…
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you look like you’re left handed
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just set up the baby's playpen
its the baby's playpen

ALT its the baby's playpen

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you ever shit so hard you feel like you need to repent
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beethoven’s deaf ass was going purely off vibes
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*flirting* do u know the song tear you apart by she wants revenge
Image from Boneduck (@realBoneDuck)
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babe no your uncut cock is so lynchian
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just like a man can’t eat without a youtube video, a woman can’t ride in the passengers seat without a little treat
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referring to my dead grandfather’s final will and testament as “the loot drop”
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my boyfriend said you are all assholes for not liking this tweet. it was FUNNY
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