Samsoum retweeted
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a JBL speaker is a good guy with a JBL speaker
@Jess4Lowestoft this sounds right up your alley love, will you help get the show greenlit? It could help raise awareness about the deadly facesitting epidemic sweeping Great Britain
Concept 💡:
The UK reboots hit American show "Cops". The show is:
- 50% facesitting enjoyers getting caught in the act & arrested
- 25% people who didn't pay the TV License fee
- 25% people getting arrested for possession of a deadly item of unlicensed cutlery (like a spoon).
@Jess4Lowestoft this sounds right up your alley love, will you help get the show greenlit? It could help raise awareness about the deadly facesitting epidemic sweeping Great Britain
Meanwhile:
- Minicab driver four doors down is curating a stable of underage hoes for his harem.
- Perpetual Jobseeker around the corner from you just bought a new PS5 from all the Mandy & Charlie he sells
- Your local rapist got himself transferred to the women's prison
Samsoum retweeted
i haven't been watching the election coverage so just tell it to me straight: am i going to get liberty in my lifetime
If the whole "closeted gay Republicans support the most homophobic laws" trope is true
Then surely @Jess4Lowestoft be doing ungodly amounts of BBW facesitting.
Samsoum retweeted
The Joe Budden podcast is The View for niggas who post “she won’t let me see my son” on Facebook
Samsoum retweeted
Torture man is going to run for president again. That’s what this convo is really about. Did Stephen A ask him about the torture he inflicted on ppl at Guantanamo? 🤨
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis:
Some of these Republicans are saying, "Oh, well, the gas, don't worry. It's no big deal." Or they're trying to blame Biden.
No, no. Listen, we've just got to be honest. Gas is higher. It hurts people, working-class people, and it's higher because of the Iran conflict.
That's just the fact. If you can't admit that to voters, then you're gaslighting them, and they're not going to listen to you on other things.














