Samsoum retweeted
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a JBL speaker is a good guy with a JBL speaker
Replying to @scotthortonshow
In their media appearances he & his brother display a shallow kind of intellectualism that to me felt far too self-masturbatory to ever humor for extended periods of time.
Eric specifically, did a frontrun on his Epstein ties via Joe Rogan etc. He's also deeply linked to Thiel.
Replying to @DwanHwrd @planetasia
Ngl it would sound weird AF to hear @ImmortalTech let out a Short Dawg style BIATTTCH 🤣💀.
Too Short rapping about the 4th branch of the government AKA the media, Camp LeJeune, MKUltra and Patrice Lumumba while throwing in the odd bar about abortions could go hard af tho 🤔🤣
@Jess4Lowestoft this sounds right up your alley love, will you help get the show greenlit? It could help raise awareness about the deadly facesitting epidemic sweeping Great Britain
@Jess4Lowestoft this sounds right up your alley love, will you help get the show greenlit? It could help raise awareness about the deadly facesitting epidemic sweeping Great Britain
Meanwhile:
- Minicab driver four doors down is curating a stable of underage hoes for his harem.
- Perpetual Jobseeker around the corner from you just bought a new PS5 from all the Mandy & Charlie he sells
- Your local rapist got himself transferred to the women's prison
Concept 💡:
The UK reboots hit American show "Cops". The show is:
- 50% facesitting enjoyers getting caught in the act & arrested
- 25% people who didn't pay the TV License fee
- 25% people getting arrested for possession of a deadly item of unlicensed cutlery (like a spoon).
Replying to @BobMurphyEcon
No but you will get Death and Taxes.
Don't be sad, two out of three ain't bad 🙂↔️
Samsoum retweeted
i haven't been watching the election coverage so just tell it to me straight: am i going to get liberty in my lifetime
Replying to @sDefrees @Jess4Lowestoft
The whole sharing an article discouraging oral sex due to health risks thing reads as true though.
Not sure if she's married but if so I'd believe it that the poor bastard hasn't gotten a blowie since Lady Di was still alive.
If the whole "closeted gay Republicans support the most homophobic laws" trope is true
Then surely @Jess4Lowestoft be doing ungodly amounts of BBW facesitting.
Samsoum retweeted
The Joe Budden podcast is The View for niggas who post “she won’t let me see my son” on Facebook
Samsoum retweeted
Torture man is going to run for president again. That’s what this convo is really about. Did Stephen A ask him about the torture he inflicted on ppl at Guantanamo? 🤨
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis:
Some of these Republicans are saying, "Oh, well, the gas, don't worry. It's no big deal." Or they're trying to blame Biden.
No, no. Listen, we've just got to be honest. Gas is higher. It hurts people, working-class people, and it's higher because of the Iran conflict.
That's just the fact. If you can't admit that to voters, then you're gaslighting them, and they're not going to listen to you on other things.
Replying to @Jess4Lowestoft
Good thing you're doing your part to inspire entire new generations of mysoginists by being such an insufferable wet blanket totalitarian. You embody the Nanny State, wholly.










