Samsoum

Meanwhile: - Minicab driver four doors down is curating a stable of underage hoes for his harem. - Perpetual Jobseeker around the corner from you just bought a new PS5 from all the Mandy & Charlie he sells - Your local rapist got himself transferred to the women's prison

Concept 💡: The UK reboots hit American show "Cops". The show is: - 50% facesitting enjoyers getting caught in the act & arrested - 25% people who didn't pay the TV License fee - 25% people getting arrested for possession of a deadly item of unlicensed cutlery (like a spoon).

No but you will get Death and Taxes. Don't be sad, two out of three ain't bad 🙂‍↔️

youtu.be/FgP5VRp_myE A lot of times when people want to show what a great guitarist Prince was, they will cite his solo live on that "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" tribute performance. But this performance, I almost never see shared. Dude tears his guitar a new asshole.

POV: Guy who went into a coma in 2002 and just woke up

Why they all drive Nissan Altimas 💀💀💀

@Clifftawo @porcelainskys

@kllacam @Taurus_Groove

Coleman 😅 youtu.be/e5qlxyBe-nc

I don't fw horoscopes at all but it's wild to me how so many of my fave artists are my fellow Gemini twins. 😬 🤟

I am fucking howling laughing

Hot Rod Lincoln

It's Fritz the Cat.

Herbie

Saddened to hear RJ Mitte (Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad) seems to have taken his own life. Rest in Peace man, eating a big ass breakfast in your honor tomorrow.