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~sam~

@samcarf

a machine? learning? i sure hope it does

 Minneapolis, MN
babbl-labs.com
Joined September 2012
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@samcarfMar 20
Bro do NOT autocorrect a smiley into an emoji. I know what I’m doing.
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Looked away from my phone for one second while writing up a banger and turn back to see this??? Dude gtfo!!
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I got a text with like a Google street view picture and turn-by-turn directions to my voting spot like u guys need to chill
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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They didn’t teach us any of the important stuff in school
Wallace 🇬🇱 (@Holstered) profile pictureWallace 🇬🇱@HolsteredOct 17
The average African Legionnaire fighter has better trench-clearing skills than you
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #IBoughtThisBeforeElonWentCrazy
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His wheelchair rolled him back into a pond somewhere like the chef boyardee can
Insider Wire (@InsiderWire) profile pictureInsider Wire
@InsiderWireSep 15
#BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is missing again after failing to show up for today's vote.
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Flock cameras cut down on Burger Street #america #society
13 Action News (@13abc) profile picture13 Action News
@13abcAug 17
We found part of a Flock camera in floating in the water at Hecklinger Pond Park. It's one of the Flock cameras that were cut down on Burger Street. We're working to learn more about additional Flock vandalism incidents in the area >> 13abc.com/2026/08/17/multipl…
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He’s gonna take a run at the presidency
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequenceAug 14
At the age of 92, Franki Valli has retired from live performance. consequence.net/2026/08/fran…
Frankie Valli, 92, Has Retired from Performing

Frankie Valli, 92, Has Retired from Performing

92-year-old Frankie Valli has retired from performing, according to a social media statement shared by his brother Bobby Valli.

consequence.net
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They’ve Selected Me to Join Patches, LinkedIn’s New Daily Puzzle
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The time complexity of my program is O(LLM)
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I’ve been all over this damn country and everywhere I’ve went people have treated me with respect and kindness.
Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) profile pictureTerrible Maps
@TerribleMapsJul 27
Hard to argue with this
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As someone who has studied this beautiful game for the past 18 days I think this is a great decision
Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) profile pictureAdam Crafton
@AdamCrafton_Jul 5
BREAKING @TheAthleticFC Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development. Story with @Dan_Sheldon_ nytimes.com/athletic/7423410…
Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)

Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)

Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game at Lumen Field in Seattle but is now free to be selected.

nytimes.com
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Beautiful, happy birthday America!! What does spangled mean?
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alaska (@145k4) profile picturealaska
@145k4Jun 30
everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!
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Lynsey Smith (@misslynsey) profile pictureLynsey Smith
@misslynseyJul 2
Okay @greptile I was unfamiliar with your game @aiDotEngineer
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I think the reason most vibecoded apps aren’t very good is because they’re missing a key ingredient: love.
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Trying mezcal for the first time
Kevín (@KevOnStage) profile pictureKevín
@KevOnStageJul 1
Mexico is not playing around.
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Do you guys say read receipts or read receipts?
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@JoePostinggJun 22
Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
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