SD Perry (@sdp668) profile picture

Horror/action/sci-fi writer, mom, general layabout; lover of cats, cheeseburgers, and scary things. She/her.

Portland, Oregon
Joined October 2012
Cats would never snitch on you. They will absolutely steal from you though.
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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I'm not religious or anything but every time I see a fat little dog I do say aloud, "Hehe! Fat little dog."
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Found another hot dog in my dreamcatcher this morning
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Getting drunk at a baby shower and screaming "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?" until someone calls the police
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Sad to report that my upcoming children’s animated feature film, “A Dog Called Poop Cunt,” has been scrapped because - you guessed it - I’m white
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[ jigsaw voice ] are you going to eat your pickle
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You're safe with me 🏳️‍⚧️
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Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then
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*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies* Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things
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To all my trans brothers and sisters i know how hopeless things always seem to be atm, please keep fighting and don't ever give up we have always been here. Trans rights are human rights and we will come out on the other side!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner! This is what AI 'writers' sound like
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This is great news, but it won't last, because the court will inevitably takes this case and rule against it. Do yourselves a favor and stock up on this SAFE AND EFFECTIVE medication before the Christian nationalist asshoIes get their way
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“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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Just my opinion, but there should be a Constitutional remedy for when the President of the United States addresses the nation and everything out of his mouth is either pure lunacy, an unhinged claim or a blatant fabrication. Just like the 25th amendment, but real.
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Can you imagine if people said we need to blow up a country because we’re living in the final chapter of the Harry Potter books and it’s time to defeat Lord Voldemort? Because that’s basically what I hear every time these religious psychopaths start talking about Iran and Israel
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It’s time as a country that we start addressing religious psychosis as a public health issue.
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Friends of mine are part of an initiative that helps trans people who are living in hostile states relocate to Washington State. If you live in Washington and have a spare bedroom, or even if you have funds to support the mission, consider doing so.
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Ever seen a short film where the soundtrack was all #deathmetal? Well, it's coming. Here's our #vlog from last week. Subscribe to our #youtubechannel! youtu.be/kOuUjLEyxRo?si=badR… #guitar
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